1.
Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola.
— Emm Kay (@emmkaff) August 7, 2014
Everyone: *Panic!*
Scientists: Freak out about climate change.
Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal.
2.
When scientists protest, their picket signs have footnotes #standupforscience pic.twitter.com/MmDIw0JzAn
— Bill McKibben (@billmckibben) December 13, 2016
3.
VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name
— the library ghost (@SketchesbyBoze) June 24, 2016
UK: no
VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy
UK: fine
4.
A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's essentially immortal and you've damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die
— Alex Rogaski (@AlexRogaski) March 12, 2015
5.
Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.
— Scott Westerfeld (@ScottWesterfeld) March 21, 2014
6.
I'm not ready for another referendum. pic.twitter.com/LOJ62r1kPP
— ~ (@daniel_barker) July 1, 2016
7.
For the next 20 days, the planet Mercury, much like Western civilization, will appear to be moving backwards.
— SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover) December 19, 2016
8.
this is what you've done. i hope you feel bad. pic.twitter.com/GZ5Z8nIejz
— grace elizabeth (@pe_eace) June 24, 2016
9.
I fucking LOVE science.
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) December 17, 2014
*is handed peer reviewed journal*
Haha nonono I meant CGI pictures of space with misattributed quotes as captions
10.
alright voyager there is no need to brag https://t.co/ctWTSwl7ly
— kelly oakes (@kahoakes) November 9, 2016
11.
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012
12.
Possibly the saddest, most heart breaking "This exhibit is currently out of order" sign ever!! pic.twitter.com/NtDdKfZM7s
— Russell Bloor (@MoonCat666) October 18, 2016
13.
SCIENTIST: Climate change is killing Earth
— Ryan Bateman (@rynbtmn) April 28, 2016
PEOPLE: Eh I guess
SCIENTIST: Dogs hate hugs
PEOPLE: I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR PRIMARY DATA SOURCES
14.
We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 6, 2014
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If you’ve ever doubted the power of NASA, let a UK tabloid set you straight. pic.twitter.com/DfhdCbfHoZ
— Jeff Foust (@jeff_foust) June 7, 2016
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When people say "it's going to be ok," I wonder if they mean on a geologic time scale, in which case–sure, maybe.
— Beatrice Biologist (@beatricebiology) November 12, 2016
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I call this, "Sun Setting on Science Education", painted with rich, vibrant homeopathic oil paints. pic.twitter.com/azQmvFwcYA
— Glendon Mellow (@FlyingTrilobite) March 11, 2015
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Escape room theme ideas (free for the taking):
— Bobak Ferdowsi (@tweetsoutloud) November 3, 2016
- 2016
- Mansplaining
- The heat death of the universe
- Twitter trolls
- Climate change