1.
My 70 year old neighbour is feeding our fish whilst we are on holiday n she text ma maw this

@stephcraig_

2.
my mum doesn’t seem to understand exams

@_ellieirving

3.
Consider the dishwasher Phil’d mum x


@C_Linney98

4.
I’m glad you find it funny Pete

@milphitchell

5.
No chance he’s for real hahaha

@beattie_01

6.
gtf man

@kirsty_shevlin

7.
Wot on earth hahahaa

@Moj1872

8.
oh na na what’s my name

@aportxr

9.
Wit chance u got???



@zoebalfour_

10.
Bike still for sale?

@Scottish_Tweets

11.
Told ma dad a got sacked

@reecetaylor_97

12.
Scud bought pigeons off a gumtree man now the cunts phoned the RSPCA


@Calougrayy

13.
Howlin

@robbies1877

14.
Poor boys new tae snapchat


@NathanAird6

15.
This epic masterpiece

imgur

16.
lol

@BigBadRabb

17.
Apparently Andy Murray is my brother

@xcxxcxxcx

18.
Daves phone widny turn on, telt him wrapping it in ham wid help it, full scale mongo



@aaronbraady