1.
Hamlet, but starring a pig. We call it: Hamlet. Let me explain
@sadvil

2.
- much ado about nothing
- 2 much 2 nothing
- much ado 3: toyko drift
- much nothing
- much 5
- much ado 6
- nothing 7
@fujichia

3.
when you walk into the wrong class

@ComedyOrTruth

4.
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
@pakalupapito

5.
Of course i know Hamlet. My favorite scene? Oh it’s when the uh… human king… gets… killed in a stampede.
@shutupmikeginn

6.
Romeo: check out this cat video
Juliet: omg dead
Juliet: hello
Juliet: romeo
Juliet: i didn’t mean literally dead
Juliet: romeo
@ch000ch

7.
millennial: Netflix & chill, bae
Shakespeare: what a waste of youth
loch ness monster: fukken shut up Shakespeare you invented the word puke
@ruinedpicnic

8.
he was ahead of his time

@shatterfront

9.
McDonalds: what’ll u have today
Me: how about a macbeth
McDonalds: *leans in way too close* something wicked this way comes *draws sword*
@roostermustache

10.
I’ve long asserted that Ophelia’s suicide could have been prevented if anyone, ever, had told Hamlet to shut the fuck up

@sarahevekelly

11.
(Macbeth and lady Macbeth)
“I killed King Duncan”
Macbeth wtf!!
“You told me to!!”
I didn’t think you’d do it omg lmao savage
@SatansTongue

12.
The balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet except it’s my parents yelling at each other because my dad’s been taking a shit for over an hour
@DancesWithTamis

13.
“It is the east. And Juliet is the sun. Now she an eggplant. Now she a goat. Now she a dog” -Romeo, if Juliet had snapchat
@KimmyMonte

14.
Shakespeare: I wonder how much further language will progress in 400 years?
Twitter:

@SawyerMcDuffie

15.
Shall I compare thee to a sun and tree emoji?
@dubstep4dads

16.
it’s like someone was googling the bachelorette when they suddenly remembered they had a book report due

@sageboggs