1.
My neighbor has an unsecured, wireless printer. I just sent this document to it. pic.twitter.com/dBvSmTpfpp
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) July 10, 2013
2.
probably because it's a house phone pic.twitter.com/uTfvcEsEZl
— White People Crazy (@WhitePeopIeCray) January 9, 2017
3.
Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
— Fill Werrell (@FillWerrell) January 23, 2013
4.
You know technology has gone too far when you've gotta wait to drink some water… pic.twitter.com/Rkdcnrwndm
— KSI (@KSIOlajidebt) January 9, 2017
5.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out. #motivation
— MatPat (@MatPatGT) August 6, 2016
6.
Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: "Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) September 6, 2013
7.
When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.
— cluedont (@cluedont) June 27, 2014
8.
Oh hi Becky who refused to kiss me during spin the bottle in 6th grade & now wants to play FarmVille, looks like tables have fucking turned
— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) May 15, 2014
9.
" I DONT WATCH TV "
— Ahmed (@lemeahmed) January 12, 2017
proudly says a person who spends 12 hours a day on internet.
10.
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) April 12, 2015
11.
Sometimes when I play a game, the screen goes dark and I see my own reflection in the monitor, and wonder what I'm doing with my life.
— Notch (@notch) June 16, 2012
12.
A good woman is like home WiFi: Full of knowledge. Always there for you. Used by your roommate WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE THAT'S RIGHT AMY I KNOW
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) April 26, 2014
13.
This is the most suspicious error screen I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/StDjwGeIqh
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) July 4, 2014
14.
After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) October 23, 2012
15.
99 little bugs in the code
— ██████████ (@irqed) July 19, 2013
99 little bugs in the code
Take one down, patch it around
117 little bugs in the code
16.
My daughter just asked why we say "hang up" the phone and now I feel 90.
— Jason English (@EnglishJason) June 2, 2015
17.
Every time http://t.co/jGx5ynk0xT pic.twitter.com/Mws1t8g74w
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) August 9, 2014
18.
[Enter Password]
— Hacker T Dog (@CBBC_Hacker) January 9, 2017
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
[Reset Password]
NEW PASSWORD CANNOT BE OLD PASSWORD
**throws computer out of window**#MondayMotivation pic.twitter.com/vbH4fU9k4s
19.
Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.
— Justin Shanes (@justinshanes) November 29, 2016
20.
AMAZON: Did you buy a watch?!
— Brian Doyle (@WritePlay) November 25, 2016
ME: Yeah, it's-
AMAZON: You might want THIS watch!
ME: No I already-
AMAZON: ONLY WATCHES FOR YOU, FOREVERMORE