1. This grandchild who gives very sincere b-day wishes

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2. This daughter who gives very blunt New Year wishes

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3. This sibling who doesn’t know directions, but sure does know a Khalid song when they see it

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4. I drunk texted my mom again

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5. This home-seeker who asks for unobtainable goals

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6. This person who can’t seem to remember anything

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7. This person who loves lettuce a little too much

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8. This person who needs help in more areas than one

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9. This person who needs to know every single detail about their bestie’s life

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10. This person who doesn’t recognize their own home

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11. This person who becomes very dangerous when intoxicated

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12. This person who is even more self-destructive

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13. This person who knows how to send pics of oysters, not dial phone numbers

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14. This person who overthinks things, like The Parent Trap

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15. This person who engages in conversations with themselves

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