1.
Why sit at the table with your dinner when you have a seat in the corner pic.twitter.com/HunTUENpq6
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) December 11, 2016
2.
Looks great… pic.twitter.com/BUwja3gct9
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) November 24, 2016
3.
Mother has blue hair, child inherits it
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) May 30, 2016
4.
Employer: What qualifications do you have?
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) June 14, 2016
Me: I once played chess when I was like 12 years old
Employer:
Employer: You're hired.
5.
In a bad mood?
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) April 30, 2013
Wash your hands!
6.
"How could anyone waste their time playing the sims."
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) June 22, 2016
Me: pic.twitter.com/vKZtaTvHzF
7.
killing as many people as possible to create a cemetery in your back yard
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) June 8, 2016
8.
First day at work
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) May 31, 2016
Gets promoted
9.
the hardest thing to do is trying to get both your sims to relax on the bed at the same time so you can ask them to woohoo
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) July 4, 2016
10.
When you don't know your wife well enough to share a bed with her
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) June 22, 2016
11.
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) August 26, 2016
12.
When someone tries to touch you pic.twitter.com/tVFUhpntN6
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) September 20, 2016
13.
Eats meal,
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) July 27, 2016
Ignores dishwasher and takes plate to upstairs bathroom to wash it.
14.
making yourself and your celeb crush so you can live happily in your mansion
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) June 16, 2016
15.
Foreplay 101:
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) June 19, 2016
*click on bed: relax*
*click on sim: invite over*
*click on sim: cuddle*
*click on sim: woohoo*
16.
Burns food
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) May 22, 2016
*calls guests to meal*
17.
wrong person blows out the candles
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) July 11, 2016
they grow up instead
18.
inviting strangers to your child's birthday party
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) June 27, 2016
19.
Cheats on wife? Dance with her till she forgives you!
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) September 7, 2016
20.
Me: I'm only going to play the sims for half an hour
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) November 29, 2016
Inner me: create a new family and design a new house pic.twitter.com/g4Pib2VyHG
21.
Toilet breaks?
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) June 6, 2016
Deletes and buys a new one
22.
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) November 20, 2016
23.
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) July 13, 2016
24.
Everyday hair is long
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) June 8, 2016
Bald when exercising
25.
Meets someone
— The Sims Problems (@TheSimsProblems) May 30, 2016
Married next day with kids