1. This user, who rethought their pickup line
I hate apricots.

SerPwny

2. This user, who got straight-up murdered
I think i’ve found the one

QuitSplash

3. This user, who couldn’t resist the song lyrics
This is what I use Tinder for.

kurt_no-brain

4. This user, who probably isn’t getting invited to dinner
I was swiftly unmatched, obviously wasn’t the one

capybaragirl

5. This user, who wasn’t going to give up a good joke
Moments before I was unmatched.

NHaas

6. This user, who used the King’s Knight Opening
I did not get a response…

More_Equal_Than_You

7. This user, who is one with the Force
Unmatched in less than 12 parsecs

ThirdAcountNumber3

8. This user, who found their perfect match
I got unmatched about 15 times before getting a response to this opener

TastyLife

9. This user, whose pickup line was turned against them
Damn that’s cold.

LoisLame78

10. This user, who couldn’t help themselves
Honestly thought I had nailed the opener until he unmatched me

Thepotatoseller

11. This user, who simply answered the question
Match made in heaven

imran-shaikh

12. This user, who did the math
I tried

quicksilverfrost

13. This user, who panicked under pressure
Got unmatched right after

Zanester98

14. This user, who became one of many
Worth the unmatch

hopkins510

15. This user, who is very sorry
I got unmatched afterwards

sangyedorje

16. This user, who had some serious stuff on their mind
I just had to vent…

Jtrich

17. And this user, who dashed this guy’s fantasies
Deserved

LegalDeer