1. Tinder has taught me to lower my standards

SwagNuts

2. Why am I like this?

ikilldinosaurs

3. Poor Marissa… never underestimate deceptively emotional sonnets

drewhead118

4. High stakes date

TheGlitch32

5. Guess she’s not interested in letting me make a deposit.

RandallBarber

6. Hit Em with the Double Tap

ZombieAbeVigoda

7. Two can play that game

Free6000

8. I love contributing to the art community

GoGata_17

9. Ladies, this is how it is DONE

Trevord1123

10. My logic is flawless

sarcasmusex

11. Her bio: “Lmk know what your intensions are”

MohPuns1

12. I couldn’t resist

SageOfDreams

13. They’re always taken…

14lol123

14. I’d had a dream the previous night about food.

kevinabc12345

15. Not sure if I wanna risk it

rachelbisso

16. The person who just went for it

voodeuteronomy

17. Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

drewhead118