1.
tinder but to meet guys willing to share their hbo go password
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) March 7, 2017
2.
TINDER DATE: So what's your sign?
— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) March 2, 2017
ME: can you please explain the Russia thing to me in plain English I feel so dumb all the time
3.
i love meeting boys on tinder pic.twitter.com/VnjBmTBsQu
— #trishy (@soulthot) February 22, 2017
4.
I’m expanding to social networks I don’t really understand.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 5, 2017
I told my wife I’m on Tumblr.
Except I said “Tinder.”
Now we’re not talking.
5.
A lot of guys don't realize how many more matches you get if you pay the extra money to do a photo shoot for your tinder profile pic.twitter.com/mNHJND3sle
— Sand Paul (@Integrity_Guy) March 2, 2017
6.
Tinder is definitely not just for wheeling #finesseeee pic.twitter.com/Pz3usrNtOu
— Squib (@OlearyOlivia) March 7, 2017
7.
Tinder is the worst. pic.twitter.com/MGRn6y9UNY
— Zak Roe (@TheZakRoeShow) March 2, 2017
8.
[Tinder]
— Samir Nazim (@BadboyNazim) March 8, 2017
Him: u're cute
Her: u'll be my 3rd victim
Him: rockin' ass too
Her: I'm literally a serial killer
Him: *sends dick pic*
9.
A Tinder but for dogs in your area you could meet and pet
— brian essbe (@SortaBad) March 23, 2014
10.
how is tinder free pic.twitter.com/aovc5ciwIV
— natalia (@rllynatalia) March 6, 2017
11.
yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a beet farmer by using quotes from the office pic.twitter.com/3xzSEJGVfz
— caroline (@caro_bearo) January 15, 2017
12.
when her tinder bio says "swipe left if you can't handle sarcasm" pic.twitter.com/7bUGkuqfJZ
— rudy mustang™ (@roostermustache) March 6, 2017
13.
When you run out of people to swipe on Tinder, your camera should turn on and force you to look at what you've become.
— Greg Dorris (@GregDorris) July 14, 2015
14.
tinder: im looking for adventure, NOT the type for a hook up, i love god and my church
— brandon (@sexualjumanji) March 5, 2017
reality: i want u to kill me after sex like a spider
15.
couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 25, 2016
16.
tinder is a great place i love it 10/10 pic.twitter.com/cLK6FoQbgU
— wak (@mwaukak_) March 4, 2017
17.
"Tinder is ridiculous. People should be forming relationships in real life," I tweet
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) August 29, 2014
18.
This has to the best tinder profile i've ever seen pic.twitter.com/UxMLCmqOUH
— nat (@natalietbh) March 3, 2017
19.
it's too early for this pic.twitter.com/cIa3W29E1q
— زارا (@TWlSTEDFANTASY) March 1, 2017
20.
your dating profile: i LOVE adventures
— chuuch (@ch000ch) January 25, 2016
me: sounds like i'd have to do stuff. next–>
21.
Scottish Tinder pic.twitter.com/0rUYqUYmG6
— Scottish Tweets (@Scottish_Tweets) March 18, 2016
22.
Call me when there's a gay character in "Beauty and the Beast" who considers 'big Disney fan' a Tinder red flag.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) March 1, 2017
23.
Aw he unmatched me pic.twitter.com/vVvLMleBBG
(@10velociraptors)March 8, 2017
24.
*finds soulmate*
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) January 21, 2015
*swipes left in hopes of finding a hotter soulmate*