1.
the so called "tolerant left" have painted a white stripe on my back, leading to unwanted romantic attention from a very persistent skunk
— Markov Chain Chomp (@Pliny_theElder) February 6, 2017
2.
my wife: did u piss on the roof last night? im leaving
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) February 11, 2017
me: so much for the "tolerant left"
3.
the so-called tolerant left tied my gun in a bow when i was hunting for rabbits and i accidentally shot myself with it
— mb (@MBCnotNBC) February 10, 2017
4.
The so-called “tolerant left” saw me eat cookie dough ice cream then turned up the thermostat so high that I now shit fully baked cookies.
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) February 8, 2017
5.
"So much for the tolerant left!" I scream as the polite McDonald's lady informs me, again, that the ice cream machine is out of order
— Hot Take, Tim (@burgerdrome) February 15, 2017
6.
wow. just saw a "protestor" drink a glass of milk and throw up on a cop car. so much for the lactose-tolerant left
— LeVar Burzum (@weedhitler) February 15, 2017
7.
IMAGINE MY SHOCK as the so-called "tolerant left" didnt buy me flowers on Valentine's Day
— Nato (@wokescumbag) February 14, 2017
8.
THE SO CALLED 'TOLERANT LEFT' WOULD NOT STOP RAPPING, RAPPING, TAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR
— Denny (@cervines) February 13, 2017
9.
So much for the 'tolerant left' pic.twitter.com/T4tBD35UU8
— Vaporaif (@_hotdelicious) February 16, 2017
10.
you during sex: oh yeahhh, i'm gonna cum
— pussy bowlcut (@hunktears) February 16, 2017
me, an intellectual, during sex: so much for the tolerant left
11.
The so-called "tolerant left" motioned as if they threw the ball, but when I ran to where the ball should have been, there was no ball
— Edcrab (@Edcrab_) February 8, 2017
12.
The so-called "tolerant left" tricked me into using volumizing shampoo this morning and now I'm walking around with a ridiculous bouffant.
— D_H (@Pseudoacacia) February 14, 2017
13.
The so-called Left isn't so "tolerant" anymore when they catch me in their garage at night trying to fuck their car
— Froghammer (@froghammer) February 8, 2017
14.
So much for the tolerant left pic.twitter.com/V7oItLp77D
— filth & grace (@ales_kot) February 14, 2017
15.
So much for the so-called "tolerant" left pic.twitter.com/Ugo1bnvgNv
— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) February 12, 2017
16.
The tolerant left is beating me with a sack of Valencia oranges
— Jawn Wick (@FanSince09) February 16, 2017
17.
Imagine my surprise when the so called tolerant left ate the plums in the icebox that I was saving
— princess boo (@idiot_teen) February 7, 2017
18.
So much for the 'tolerant' left. pic.twitter.com/Evh4iw2XFg
— Andy Kelly (@ultrabrilliant) February 8, 2017
19.
so much for the "tolerant" left pic.twitter.com/MgckV0phpL
— kompromatopoeia (@Renatus84) February 7, 2017
20.
@FanSince09 the tolerant left rolled me up in an afghan rug and slid me down the face of the hoover dam
— DougExeter (@DougExeter) February 16, 2017
21.
The so-called "tolerant left" lured me into catacombs with the promise of a rare vintage of amontillado, then proceeded to bury me alive.
— Walt Richardson (@waltorr) February 13, 2017
22.
Roses are red
— Omar (@RomanMahar) February 14, 2017
Colonialism is theft pic.twitter.com/DHoFgXJK5K
23.
The so-called "tolerant left" sent me to the summit of Kilimanjaro in search of a rare fossilized algae that cures shingles, then pantsed me
— Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) February 14, 2017
24.
The so-called "tolerant left" have replaced my son's lego bricks with these "mega" blocks. the blocks are not mega and my son, he is crying
— Christa Lee GDC (@OhPoorPup) February 15, 2017