#1
*australian on the verge of total psychic collapse* look mate,
— liz crash (@AsFarce) August 5, 2020
#2
My plans: 2020: pic.twitter.com/e4XkcEIvTA
— Kritty (@krittyy) May 20, 2020
#3
the order of australia is 1 flake 1 dim sim minimum chips
— Michael Lucy (@MmichaelLlucy) June 8, 2020
#4
My phone just autocorrected sh*tful to sh*tcunt and I’ve never felt more Australian.
— Steevee (@StroppyTits) July 11, 2020
#5
there's a sadness behind these eyes pic.twitter.com/cYwb0Muern
— Vice President Camala Wilson (@cameronwilson) August 8, 2020
#6
They say the best things in life are free but sausage rolls usually cost between $3 and $5
— Dave (@Mesut_Ausil) June 30, 2020
#7
Taking inspiration from birds and every few minutes just letting out a big scream
— Deirdre (@figgled) April 29, 2020
#8
me: nooo you can't just put every flavour in milk
— j*sh (@punchhappiness) May 22, 2020
australia: haha industrial blender go brrrr pic.twitter.com/pcbGbAIjm5
#9
Responses to COVID-19 quarantines-
— Uncanny Annie (@AnnieNNolan) August 3, 2020
ITALY: Music from balconies
BRITS: Clap for workers
EGYPT: pray from balconies
US: Check on neighbours with notes under door
GERMANY: sing from rooftops
AUSTRALIA: pic.twitter.com/Cz7rlIFN8J
#10
They’re calling the hosts THE FAB FOUR. I CANNOT!
— nic kelly (@nicwkelly) July 6, 2020
#11
2020: the year professionalism died. pic.twitter.com/glsoT6vQUK
— Andy Park (@andy_park) August 1, 2020
#12
"It's no 'Untouched' by the Veronicas" – me as a music critic reviewing whatever
— JP (@jpbrammer) June 21, 2020
#13
were you even a ‘00s kid growing up in australia unless you watched the simpsons at 6pm on channel 10 every weeknight
— Isha Bassi (@Isha_Bassi) August 3, 2020
#14
Complimenting Avoiding traffic
— Lauren Bonner (@laurenybonner) June 20, 2020
my boyfriend in Newtown
Go off King
#15
The last great Australian dynasty pic.twitter.com/WWVfXzuhQB
— Stephanie Marie (@stefinitely85) August 1, 2020
#16
Ray White, what if we just said “hello” and left it at that pic.twitter.com/KKXKo7QeW8
— Hannah Ryan (@HannahD15) June 16, 2020
#17
Do you ever think about the fact that Mark Holden waving his arm and screaming 'touchdown' was the height of Australian TV for about 3 years?
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) July 23, 2020
#18
I might not be girlfriend material but I’m definitely pic.twitter.com/QderUhkbHg
— Cat Wall (@cat_wall_) March 4, 2020
#19
Australians don't use oven mitts because it's more fun to burn your hands on slightly damp tea towels.
— Emmett Stinson (@EmmettStinson) August 11, 2020
#20
ok because the wiggles is trending i want everyone to know jeff is the most relatable wiggle because i too fall asleep at any given moment. like stop yelling "wake up jeff" he's tired leave him be pic.twitter.com/CzGAkjJvWm
— (mandy) / (@soundoflonging) June 21, 2020
#21
was walking behind a guy in a guzman y gomez hoodie and baseball cap and i kept thinking “damn this dude loves gyg, he’s a bloody maniac for a burrito” and didn’t realize until three minutes later that he probably just works there
— the irishman* (@mrgracemugabe) August 11, 2020
#22
People think Australian culture is about mateship and and lamingtons and stuff but mostly it’s about having to turn off wifi and use data in your own home
— Luka Muller (@LukaCMuller) July 19, 2020
#23
I changed my Siri to an Australian woman and when I asked her for recipe ideas all she suggested was vegemite toast and called me a cunt. I think I love her.
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 3, 2020
#24
if the spice girls were australian one of them would of been chicken salt
— Aaron Gocs (@AaronGocs) August 10, 2020
#25
australians be like moy naime is jiff
— prezoh (@prezoh) June 5, 2020
#26
why isn't there an australian word for "y'all" ?? like it sounds so forced and weird but "you all" sounds too angry and literal. don't even get me started on "yous"
— Peach (@peachprc1) August 9, 2020
#27
everyone acts like it’s so easy to be Australian but possums keep breaking into my house and stealing fruit
— liz crash (@AsFarce) July 7, 2020
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