#1
English majors only want one thing and it’s discussing
internetcassie / Via twitter.com

#2
(english major moving apartments) there’s a lot to unpack here
sprtnght / Via twitter.com

#3
English majors will name their bar trivia team “Tequila Mockingbird” and not get a single Literature question right
_21Average_ / Via twitter.com

#4
PHILOSOPHY MAJOR: humanity is at risk
STEM MAJOR: because global warming is affecting sea levels
ENGLISH MAJOR: is it affecting or effecting
KalvinMacleod / Via twitter.com

#5
If your party doesn’t have seven rooms divided by color and a masked figure who symbolizes the notion that death is surely coming, don’t bother inviting me
SparkNotes / Via twitter.com

#6
LAWYER: Can you tell the court where you were the night of the murder
ENGLISH TEACHER: I’m sure I CAN, yes
LAWYER: Ugh. Please tell the court where you were the night of the murder
ENGLISH TEACHER: Much better. I was killing the victim
Home_Halfway / Via twitter.com

#7
Who even is the third person
lydiakiesling / Via twitter.com

#8
Me: hi! sorry it took a while to get back to you!! i was reading!
Human: uh it’s been 3 years???
Me: do you realise how many books there are
PaperFury / Via twitter.com

#9
english teachers thought it was such a flex to introduce us to edgar allen poe
kobychill / Via twitter.com

#10
(WW1 1915)
ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan?
ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to-
ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man’s emptiness, yes…
Audenary / Via twitter.com

#11
Hey
I think you’re
Really cool
I
Like
You


A lot.
Maybe we can
H
A
N
G
Out…
Or something.

- e.e. cummings
DescansenPez / Via twitter.com

#12

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#13
I wish I hadn’t taken AP English. Now everytime I’m on a street I’ve been on before I’m like “this is a metaphor” or “wow symbolism” but that is actually just something that happens when you live in an area
Rachel_Sennott / Via twitter.com

#14
[wedding]
“and now the groom will read his vows”
me: you make every day feel like a scholastic book fair
elleryonline / Via twitter.com

#15

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#16
Is it lit? Yes, it’s lit. It’s English Lit, and I think you’re going to love it.
hipenglishteach / Via twitter.com

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