1.
what Lana song is this from??? pic.twitter.com/kZYm1Kh1gz
— fat bully (@ricardojkay) June 19, 2015
2.
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket*
— matt (@shadygrenade) June 5, 2014
"Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you're blocking the fucking Lunchables?"
3.
these oranges suck pic.twitter.com/neO1OccTZA
— Tim Federle (@TimFederle) October 22, 2016
4.
The reality is, a vanilla soy latte is a type of three-bean soup.
— Lockwood DeWitt (@lockwooddewitt) August 8, 2017
5.
vegan girls >>>> pic.twitter.com/rPANfeulF3
— satan fan accou (@turbothot) August 18, 2017
6.
So I'm just supposed to know that you can't eat the outside of the pineapple, like I'm some sort of scientist
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) May 23, 2014
7.
finah
8.
My mom used the dominos app for the first time and forgot to get sauce and cheese. Dead pic.twitter.com/cAhd1ymMsg
— bj stead (@whosrobertseed) July 7, 2017
9.
#SolarEclipse2017 as seen through a saltine cracker. pic.twitter.com/BVPDB24cTC
— Megan Wilson-Reitz (@WilsonReitz) August 21, 2017
10.
My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left.
— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) July 24, 2012
11.
I'm not appreciated enough.
— Ben Hall (@MrBenLHall) July 10, 2017
Saw this bread and not one person laughed when I said "dat ass dough". pic.twitter.com/4F4sbkMy0u
12.
eating salsa as a kid vs eating it now pic.twitter.com/kjvun7llqu
— anthony clark (@anjame_) July 10, 2017
13.
LOOK HOW FUCKING BURNT MY TOAST IS ITS FUCKING GLOWING pic.twitter.com/7Z5IXD3174
— chris (@reptoiid) August 17, 2017
14.
darth
15.
How much garlic recipes call for vs how much I use pic.twitter.com/RWRHhdmBgy
— Mario Castañeda (@wrackune) July 25, 2017
16.
Pleasure to meet you. The name's… pic.twitter.com/Auq5ynNTHJ
— Jay (@jaybn1) August 18, 2016
17.
Her: babe I want sushi
— AfricanBattleRoach (@blasianBronson) October 12, 2016
Me: bone app the teeth pic.twitter.com/Bp1FF1oql2
18.
She never compromises,
— J.P. McDade (@jp_mcdade) March 13, 2015
loves babies and surprises
wears high heels when she exercises,
ain't it beautiful… pic.twitter.com/n11nLXFzQA
19.
COOKING HACK: if you put too much water in your rice, toss a few phones in there pic.twitter.com/hKNFpmfwAp
— bens rights activist (@UniqueDude2) September 4, 2015
20.
Parmesan Sir?
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014
"Yes please"
Say when.
*Grates Parmesan*
Sir?
"…"
*Grates fingers*
SIR?
"…"
*Grates entire hand*
Please…I have a family.
21.
I sent my husband grocery shopping earlier (with a list) and it stressed him out so bad pic.twitter.com/KkGLznR3IW
— big cuz (@Trillary_Banks) July 5, 2017
22.
@IgnoranceGawd
23.
me after Amazon lowers Whole Food's prices pic.twitter.com/fTHbiNN9jP
— cassi (@tamboochie) August 26, 2017
24.
Me on food network:
— AKILAH (@Akiladahun1) August 11, 2016
"I made a puréed nut spread w/ a grape relish reduction paired w/ brioche bun" pic.twitter.com/rZFDjISYoL
25.
@BabyNewport
26.
What's a 27-letter word for "Corn"? pic.twitter.com/lAyu5kKAEC
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) August 22, 2014
27.
La gente cuando se toma una selfie / yo pic.twitter.com/yFvrXU7caD
— Stiven rojas (@Lohtahqwas) August 6, 2017