#1 This *classiqué* roommate bio we’ve all seen in Facebook housing groups

White girls looking for a college roommate

hey! my name is mckenzeigh. I’m gonna be a freshman starting this fall. I love to go out but I also enjoy staying in. Fav show: the office. Fav artist: Billie Eilish. Also if you’re gay that’s totally fine but don’t come onto me

— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) May 7, 2019

#2 This lovely surprise!!!!!!!!!!

I left my roommate a surprise and she actually did it pic.twitter.com/kCIMu4WJu9

— Alec Ploof (@AlecPloof) August 21, 2017

#3 This truth about cohabitation

living w roommates month 1: i bought us a new rug and some plants! dont worry about paying me its for all of us :)

month 6: can u venmo me 37 cents for using my ketchup

— eric curtin (@_ericcurtin) March 18, 2019

#4 This ***VERY CLEAR*** red flag

One of my flatmates opens their bread like this. I don't feel safe anymore. pic.twitter.com/z0BFhCZNeN

— Al (@Almckayy) March 6, 2017

#5 The infamous Princess Diana Shrine Prank™

Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW

— Deno DeMartino (@Deno_Tron) July 1, 2017

#6 This simple math

my straight roommate: it makes me uncomfortable that you and your girlfriend are dating and are in the room sometimes
me: sounds homophobic
her: why would you think that
me: pic.twitter.com/TQhkdDLLcB

— bridget (@presidentgay) November 14, 2017

#7 This oddly-consumed grapefruit

My roommate eats fruit really weird pic.twitter.com/tywpyQHZJX

— Yung Brown Boi (@yungbrownboi) November 12, 2017

#8 The Sad Tale of the Lone Nuggie

which one of my flatmates is cooking a single chicken nugget … i cba pic.twitter.com/O1rxacxA2o

— holly (@holly_warcup) May 1, 2019

#9 This total power move

My flatmate eats boiled chicken with no seasoning and HE'S scared of ME

— Tay Jordan (@Tay_mp3) November 9, 2017

#10 The only time spying on your roommate is morally acceptable

My roommate’s cat is always breaking out of her bathroom. I set up this hidden camera to find out how…and y’all….i-pic.twitter.com/AUDN9IWPNE

— Hot Girl Liyah (@steeleio_) February 21, 2019

#11 This fridge, fully stocked with all the necessities

Yall i moved in with two white girls and im cleaning out the fridge right now but why are there FIVE jars of mayonnaise pic.twitter.com/9mSTYYnQBs

—(@cilantroherb) April 5, 2019

#12 The ever-iconic passive-aggressive art gallery

My passive-aggressive art gallery is thriving, although some critics don't care for my emphasis on found pieces. pic.twitter.com/qp9hJ651tW

— justin L! cousson (@justincousson) March 16, 2017

#13 This brand new and sliiiightly off roommate

so my roommate rescued this kitten and this is how he's pooping… pic.twitter.com/aaEfEshBle

— allison (@starburstvibes) January 6, 2018

#14 This absolute pinnacle of roommate-ness

my flatmate has just peaked pic.twitter.com/ZInx8T0u1R

— em(@em__holt) May 7, 2017

#15 This accurate depiction

Me coming in from a night out after promising my flatmates I’d be quiet pic.twitter.com/n0qkYADqYA

— Ails (@ailidhmc) April 30, 2019

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