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I think the reason Costco food is so cheap is because it takes a year off your life from the stress trying to find a parking spot
— JMSN (@JMSNMYS) September 19, 2017
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Went to Costco for paper towels and bought the Cleveland Browns and a helicopter.
— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) April 9, 2014
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Me flexin at Costco with my executive membership pic.twitter.com/uSr8ysLD2A
— Felix Cecilia (@felixcf) September 13, 2017
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"You like mayonnaise? Prove it." – Costco
— chRis (@seethenare) February 23, 2015
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Just bought 50 boxes of animal crackers and a kayak.
— Trash Lord® (@ChrisReigle) January 29, 2017
I hate you Costco.
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Relationship status : Going to Costco this weekend to stock up on AA batteries.
— KaityMae (@___KaityMae) September 15, 2017
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The first time my wife took me to Costco… pic.twitter.com/Fh83GuBAgR
— Fake News Brown (@tylerbox12) September 18, 2017
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I wish I were as confident as the birds that fly inside Costco.
— Eileen M. 'Connell (@i_Lean) May 24, 2017
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All I want for Christmas is a giant teddy bear from Costco #porfavor #christmas #giantteddybear pic.twitter.com/6jGDTpRSrR
— Bec Rawlings (@RowdyBec) December 20, 2016
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I used to think Costco was for old people but now I'm like MOVE OVER OLD BITCH THIS IS MY SANCTUARY
— Lindsay (@lindsayb96) August 29, 2017
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Apparently Costco sells caskets. Guess I can plan ahead for my future after eating a few of their industrial sized boxes of taquitos.pic.twitter.com/2S6SkjIm2E
— Laura carruthers (@Lcarruthers2000) September 20, 2017
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When you're at Costco & see someone you knew long ago & they run away. pic.twitter.com/1Rvb4Mkaxu
—(@LifeforceVibes) April 6, 2017
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#Costco #Costcosize pic.twitter.com/3kHKMTuBQY
— Costco Bear (@CostcoBear) August 20, 2015
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I ordered 2 slices of cheese pizza from Costco without realizing how huge they were pic.twitter.com/k70IqdI0LR
— nobody (@Abbie_Neiheisel) June 9, 2016
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I love that people are sampling animal crackers at Costco like they don't know what they taste like. NOTHIN'S CHANGED, GUYS.
— Megan Batoon (@meganbatoon) March 12, 2017
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when you're gonna go get a sample at Costco pic.twitter.com/4GaFbuMksJ
— alondrizzy (@a_laundryy) April 20, 2016
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when you're about to grab a free sample at @Costco but the person in front of you grabs the last two #PhelpsFace pic.twitter.com/Q96niGeqCR
— What Atom (@whatadam) August 9, 2016
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I'm convinced Costco is heaven on earth
— shannon neary (@shannonneary) September 8, 2017
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When you're at Costco and it's the 6th time you've walked up and grabbed the same sample and the lady is catching on pic.twitter.com/4Kz4bGzBc1
— brandley_J (@Jared_Brandley) September 2, 2017