1.
Me ollying up to our wedding

CassieGrimaldi

2.
[inventing wedding dresses]
a massive skirt!
more skirt!
MORE
now, put a skirt over her face!
god ya that’s the stuff
whatmaddness

3.
Just when I thought I found a great and affordable wedding venue, a reviewer casually drops this:

theseamar

4.
Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall
pleatedjeans

5.
Bride: I want my wedding to be elegant
Me, working as a wedding planner: Oh, it’s gonna be elegant af

OtherDanOBrien

6.
[WEDDING]
ME: I do.
PRIEST: Could you say it again without the air quotes?
blade_funner

7.
Give a man some jam and he can enjoy a nice piece of toast. Teach a man to jam and his Phish cover band will ruin your wedding.
BuckyIsotope

8.
*at my Twitter wedding*
Officiant: I now pronounce you It Us
emilyhughes

9.
[phone w/ fiancé]
Hey, I can still pick whatever suit I like for the wedding right?
“As long as its black, why?”
*wearing batsuit* No reason
Thynebear

10.
[2060]
“Do you take this bae to be your lawfully wedded fam?”
[smiling through tears] one hundred emoji
“I now pronounce you squad goals”
jamesnielssen

11.
future husband, @ our wedding: isn’t this the best day of your life?
me, thinking of the day I first heard Everytime We Touch: it’s up there
JoeJohnsonIce

12.
JUDGE: You’re charged with stealing penguins from the zoo.
ME: *lips right on mic* I needed groomsmen for my wedding, your Honor.
dafloydsta

13.
When i get married im gonna send invitations to my enemies that have minus ones on them so they’ll know about the wedding but won’t be allowed to go
bobvulfov

14.
Welcome to my rustic wedding, eat these twigs bit*h
DancesWithTamis

15.
*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband”
Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate
lolzdonz

16.
The only way I’m coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.
jwoodham

17.
“Remember that thing you had fun at? Well guess what: you looked like sh*t the whole time.” – wedding photos
btmclaughlin

18.
A wedding guest list is the single most political thing you will ever do unless you become the President of the United States of America.
hotpatooties