1.
Website: "your order had ship—"
— death the kid (@BreeeCass) September 25, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/ysrL4C2DS4
2.
Sorry i'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for an hour staring at the wall
— Peyton (@peyton_darnelll) September 19, 2017
3.
me on a bad day pic.twitter.com/CxTJcFuuMa
— jess (@jesswithsleeves) September 20, 2017
4.
I guess I'm not going to Target anymore pic.twitter.com/1ubBeqNyO1
— Shawn Garrett (@ShawnGarrett) September 3, 2017
5.
SCIENTIST: Let's name this spider Long Legs, for its long legs
— Philly Byrne(@PhilipNByrne) September 25, 2017
SCIENTIST 2: Hmm not kinky enough
6.
Beyoncé: *uses iPhone X facial recognition*
— brendon skolat (@brendonSkolat) September 12, 2017
iPhone X: pic.twitter.com/8ao9moveCd
7.
me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance pic.twitter.com/YEx9saFzqz
— sof (@sofritolocito) September 7, 2017
8.
Pennywise: I have nothing to offer you I just wanna kill and eat you lol
— ben(@gutsnoglory) September 14, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/92CEGNhxgn
10.
my dad once said "do what you hate first thing in the morning to get it out of the way" then 2 mos later called me on my birthday at 6am
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) September 18, 2017
11.
Me waiting on my DM after I liked two of his pictures pic.twitter.com/v34xduuEUg
— KING KAYA(@_iamkaya) September 4, 2017
12.
I, too, casually arrange photographs of my 100 children to face outwards so I can only see the backs of frames pic.twitter.com/Pa0cHP5ayj
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) September 8, 2017
13.
Me after taking one Duolingo French session pic.twitter.com/ZN0zwDSt5i
— Me? The Queen. (@jadorelacouture) September 25, 2017
14.
No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing pic.twitter.com/eWFVita7Dx
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) September 7, 2017
15.
@cakefacedcutie
16.
@vinnycrack
17.
When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience. pic.twitter.com/fecGfhE9YD
— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) September 25, 2017
18.
is it worth IT?
—(@2oo2grl) September 15, 2017
lemme work IT
i put my thang down flip IT and reverse IT pic.twitter.com/bwXBDA1WUj
19.
When internet users evacuate. pic.twitter.com/mfykdTGlzv
— IM HIM (@ziyatong) September 9, 2017
20.
Is my popcorn supposed to sound like this when I microwave it? pic.twitter.com/Sdk5ri5v2c
— Dino (@Rhymestyle) September 5, 2017
21.
@vinnycrack
22.
"exercise helps depression"
— linds (@linsagna) September 14, 2017
me: pic.twitter.com/BF74bWyQdO
23.
Irma please accept this offering pic.twitter.com/FPk3ZqzmlZ
— rusev with a gun (@SUPLEXClTYBITCH) September 10, 2017
24.
is this ed sheeran pic.twitter.com/2SpBwaQBTI
— big mood (@mag_tweets) September 17, 2017
25.
@vinnycrack
26.
How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am.
— Amber Joy (@officialambrjoy) September 18, 2017
27.
me after i sliced my mans face off so i can unlock his iphone x pic.twitter.com/84KUmLBjWB
— wendy wu (@_YerikaC) September 12, 2017
28.
@kaitlynnkool
29.
Me: I hate that rake it up song
— lamb chop (@Namastaywoke) September 12, 2017
*nickis part comes on*
Me: pic.twitter.com/HB0sccIYDw
30.
me after reading two tweets that were longer than 140 characters pic.twitter.com/tfWop3Mtzv
— tired (@ugsadkid) September 27, 2017