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Last week I planted this tree, and today when I checked I see this. Nature is truly incredible! pic.twitter.com/5eTQPSUPJv
— Max (@Swybeh) June 24, 2016
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My dogs favorite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him pic.twitter.com/vPl6YMyOIz
— John (@jjmontaldo) November 23, 2016
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Some people sneak candy into the movie theater. My mom sneaks in corn on the cob pic.twitter.com/buISK5eORB
— Dale Delrosario (@DaleVDelrosario) November 29, 2016
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— pandatoria (@pandatoria) October 30, 2016
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So I just spent 15 minutes looking for my cat…
— gay mom (@timaryu) January 3, 2017
She was in my room the whole time. pic.twitter.com/mbOYr4587P
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When u have an exam at 11 but need to terrorize Elm Street at 12 pic.twitter.com/4E1zKqzRiL
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) October 7, 2016
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kindergarten senior year pic.twitter.com/0Fas5FGuaq
— tyra (@TyraaHuntt) August 23, 2016
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My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food cause "ain't nobody help" pic.twitter.com/62g5NNhWLt
— chile lemon (@Namastaywoke) November 24, 2016
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what kind of pore strip is this pic.twitter.com/gE5GsUcrof
— callie (@gublertheist) January 14, 2017
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So this year we bought a 20 ft Christmas tree and cut it in half so it goes through the roof pic.twitter.com/ZGIOYmPM59
— Aidan. (@aidanswalt) December 19, 2016
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"Mommy can I be a princess"
— TABARIUS DA FEMINIST (@H8UHOES) November 1, 2016
"You gone be this purse & shut da hell up" pic.twitter.com/ujXZxQ0Poo
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My uncle went to Japan and a man liked him so much he made him out of sushi pic.twitter.com/kAvDaR9icP
— later (@odysseypeachran) January 14, 2017
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My dad brings my dog in the back of his truck everywhere and he fucking left her there getting his car fixed pic.twitter.com/l8ug0noDOt
— nikki acker (@NikkiAcker) November 18, 2015
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it's my goal to be this calm when things are falling apart pic.twitter.com/ZTygsNBxry
— (((sam l'))) (@cateches) June 16, 2016
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@dominos What the hell is this, ordered pizza with jalapenos literally got dough & jalapenos. pic.twitter.com/GojnMK5oF6
— Squire Gregory Weeks (@Squireweeks) December 10, 2015
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My 6 year old brother went on a date tonight. Meanwhile I'm struggling for a text back pic.twitter.com/CPHrG3iFui
— (@bjeffthegod) August 15, 2015
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Lol my mom has fought with so many of her friends that this picture is just of her w/ a bunch of no headed ladies pic.twitter.com/i1AlH3Troz
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 26, 2014
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The devil is working hard but those little hairs are working harder pic.twitter.com/700Jmc0i28
— Pia (@pipipia_) December 29, 2016
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Ok but why do I look like the fucking ride pic.twitter.com/lhbwNPpn6F
— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) October 3, 2016
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My mom just RUINED my dog and she literally said "he wanted to keep it long on the top" I am devastated pic.twitter.com/pjYuGYNhUm
— Lindsay Martin (@lindsaymartin15) November 19, 2016
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My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/UgHJ4eIDSc
— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) September 25, 2016
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@ncteaser
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I put this donut pillow on my dog 20 minutes ago and he loves it and won't let me take it off pic.twitter.com/b00WeRWcPL
— BRiELLE (@briellewestwood) October 5, 2016
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merry christmas I got the literal same shirt I was already wearing pic.twitter.com/lYVFOIrHCU
— (((alex furlin))) (@thefurlinator) December 25, 2013
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This dog is walking herself up and down the train so everyone can stroke her pic.twitter.com/WRVOx9TiNi
— Talia Phillips (@taliaphillips2) July 22, 2016
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our cats had a fight and my parents are trying to make them resolve it lol pic.twitter.com/O7IHihmPo1
— allie oetken (@allieoets) June 26, 2016
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I don't come home for Thanksgiving and my family acts like I died pic.twitter.com/IQSmYghu7P
— Caleb Plott (@Plott_Twist) November 24, 2016
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LMAO MY BABY SISTERS BAG pic.twitter.com/5i9qA8E3gq
— waveboy (@YAMBXORGHINI) January 29, 2016
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so my tweet is on the buzzfeed facebook page now
— abel (@kiss_herceg) October 6, 2016
nice
köszi, hogy szóltál @69skmrn ! pic.twitter.com/E3qSO8ZVfI
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@YaFavoriteArab
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My girlfriend's hairclip nearly put me in cardiac arrest… pic.twitter.com/DtaeCWgrEc
— holmes (@unclehxlmes) April 11, 2016
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…so my uncle got a drone now he's fucking with people pic.twitter.com/xFwnLDUYoa
— crüger (@ZacCrueger) October 17, 2016