1.
“i don’t know if i’m ready for college,” i say, a college student, who is already enrolled in college
owlmylove

2.
as a college student my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”
kissmelou

3.
me: *after skipping my 42nd consequtive day of college* “ i needed this”
bigdoge69

4.
tfw u close all the tabs w/ academic articles ur referencing after finishing ur assignment. relief. i am safe from academia once more
sanguinemybrother

5.
my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland
grenedae

6.
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

reygf

7.
college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground the rest of the night
freejimmer

8.
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 – 6,000 words
Me:

katbot

9.
college is about strategically skipping a class so you can do homework for another class
dreams-season

10.
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
ohmygoku

11.
Email to my professor
Hey I won’t be coming to class tomorrow because I sneezed over thirty seven (37) times today. I would be a disruption to the class and we can’t have that. Listen for yourself
Attachment: me-obnoxiouslysneezing.mp3
hotsenator

12.
when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs

sugars

13.
why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs.
sarcastic-snowflake

14.
me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended
officialunitedstates

15.
college is like when you go from 1st place to 11th in mario kart because you slipped on your own banana
thecommonchick

16.
i really wish that my bio lab professor would stop abbreviating words like “analysis,” because i end up with shit like this and i want to cry…

geekasaur

17.
Me: *formally emails professor and proofreads about 28 times*
Professor: ok (Sent from iPhone)
william-sherlock-scott-watson

18.
get rich or die trying to graduate from college
wordlesslanguage-blog