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you don't have to be sad about being alone on Valentine's Day if you remember you're alone all the other days too pic.twitter.com/UyEPe7lI5Q
— daphne (@youngoddesss) February 5, 2017
2.
Valentine's Day really separates the men from the boys, and then separates me from both of them in a third location
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 15, 2015
3.
Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
4.
"What are your plans for Valentine's day?"
— w/ a dab of (@IvyKungu) February 12, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/Agoi5YyV6P
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How I want my valentines to end vs. how it will actually end pic.twitter.com/z6UBUnUliB
— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) February 11, 2017
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it's almost valentines day and idk what to get myself yet
— princess (@champagnefeeI) February 13, 2017
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Joke's on you, people trying to make me feel bad about Valentine's Day — I feel bad every day
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) February 2, 2015
8.
2015 Valentines day: Single
— NanguPeeCee (@Thabiso_PC) February 4, 2017
2016 Valentines day: Single
2017 Valentines day: Single
Consistency is key
9.
Wow, look at the Edible Arrangement I got for Valentine's day. So beautiful pic.twitter.com/sTAOyyj0OL
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) February 14, 2015
10.
I have a valentine, but she goes to another school. also she's modeling overseas right now.
— lawblob (@lawblob) February 14, 2015
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me on Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/QBMCz1KbBv
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@damn_phillip) February 13, 2017
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That moment you realize your milk has a Valentine's Day date & you don't… pic.twitter.com/KX2S83bK8s
— Curtis Lepore (@curtislepore) February 1, 2016
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You are never alone on Valentine's Day if you're near a lake and have bread.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) February 14, 2015
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Finally 6 inches that won't dissapoint you on valentines https://t.co/jl6LUyHiWx
— (@tame_imaplaa) February 5, 2017
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Will I have a date on Valentine's Day? pic.twitter.com/8uceRhm2ky
— Daniel Quinn (@DanielQuinnx) February 11, 2016
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less than 1 month until valentine’s day which means less than 1 month until i buy 75% clearance chocolate for myself at target
— Sarcasm (@ComedyPosts) January 17, 2014
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me knowing im single af and dont have to buy any valentines gifts pic.twitter.com/eZ4WxMEWzj
— Lisa Simpson (@tbhIisa) February 3, 2017
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Fun Valentine's Day Tip: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could get a pitcher of beer and a dozen wings. Prob even pay for parking too
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 4, 2016
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Gearing up for yet another Valentine's night of complete & total romance pic.twitter.com/wXu3i1qGRI
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) February 15, 2015
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my expectations for valentines vs reality pic.twitter.com/hhA2FCgo18
— trash (@trashIike) February 11, 2017
21.
Aww, my Valentine* brought me a gift**
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 14, 2015
*pizza guy
**pizza that I paid for
22.
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 27, 2016
23.
Hope everyone who uses the word "bae" has a terrible Valentine's Dae
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) February 14, 2015
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If you're single on Valentine's Day you're allowed to have two dinners right?
— Mitchell Davis (@mmitchelldaviss) February 6, 2016