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Not really how I imagined the second coming pic.twitter.com/dFQe1AlD5l
— ㅤ (@Sturrfridge) January 14, 2017
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Not everyday you get to meet the fella off the fivers.. pic.twitter.com/d4DDIfl87R
— Roy Thomas (@iamroymario) January 17, 2017
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Why don't exciting things like this ever happen to me? pic.twitter.com/hfBeeb1mMZ
— Tony Turner (@tonytiger67) January 4, 2017
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I am at karaoke – there is a karaoke version of The Simpsons theme and the only words are "The Simpsons…" then it plays the music and ends pic.twitter.com/pUpKKyObUd
— Bill Oakley (@thatbilloakley) January 16, 2017
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To stop Bert's long ears collecting snow, we've popped an oven glove over them. As you can see, he's thrilled. pic.twitter.com/ayR6yKzOLG
— Vikki Stone (@vikkistone) January 29, 2015
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Today I saw the messiah of hamsters pic.twitter.com/ppJvQitcDK
— David Bratchpiece (@bratchy1) January 7, 2017
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The devil is working hard but those little hairs are working harder pic.twitter.com/700Jmc0i28
— Pia (@pipipia_) December 29, 2016
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The answer I was lookin for x pic.twitter.com/0kGh143Ic2
— Carla Panelli (@carlapanellii) January 25, 2017
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These have got to be the two dumbest people alive pic.twitter.com/9onoJEvIzz
— Charles Finch (@CharlesFinch) January 24, 2017
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who is cyber bullying my son pic.twitter.com/TKapZwHhnN
— heaviside (@estrellitaxvx) January 12, 2017
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My stupid ass brung the real butter instead of my lunch I'm hungryyyy, I need some real Tupperware pic.twitter.com/B5lmYjZNKC
— leaf blower (@MsHustlee) December 11, 2016
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asked groomer to shave a heart on my dogs butt… what I expected vs what I got pic.twitter.com/6m269bNi8f
— Ben (@the_worldpolice) January 8, 2017
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how it feels to listen to podcasts pic.twitter.com/FvJUwquOdw
— zetsubouquet (@mo0ty) January 3, 2017
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he was ahead of his time pic.twitter.com/iQNVouihCN
— Josh (@shatterfront) January 2, 2017
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as if the school uploaded a pic of me writin with a cheese string pic.twitter.com/t8KPc73pDj
— garin (@garinstone21) January 5, 2017
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so my dad gave the squirrels christmas presents pic.twitter.com/snWJsNcS3Y
— lucy (@SHESAMERlCVN) December 25, 2016
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I did my 6 year old nieces makeup…then let her do mine…. pic.twitter.com/0NRCydpP7p
— Alexandria Bishop (@aalexandriabish) December 30, 2016
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who is she pic.twitter.com/Obrc5k7xi0
— earth angel (@veggieboii) January 15, 2017
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@1800BUDDHA
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Told the kids Carpet World was a theme park.
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) January 14, 2017
They loved it pic.twitter.com/PQA5jKD9Fw
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My friend's teenagers got drunk and named the fish on her wallpaper. Highlights include Kylie Minnow and Whoopi Goldfish. pic.twitter.com/Dh26XxY6yb
— Laura Lee (@GlasgaeLauraLee) January 1, 2017
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why does Amanda bynes in she's the man look like every millennial trump voter? pic.twitter.com/ebBQKM6qAe
— gucci maine (@sarahesoltan) January 7, 2017