#1 This wife, who got a little creative with her husband’s french toast

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#2 This wife, whose husband asked for more blow jobs, so she got him a leaf blower

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#3 This wife, who had the perfect response to her husband’s request

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#4 This wife, who left her husband a message in the form of home decor

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#5 This wife, who gave her husband this sweet Valentine’s Day cake

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#6 This wife, who left her husband a message of encouragement where he needed it most

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#7 This wife, who is not here for your millennial pet names

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#8 This wife, whose husband told her he wanted a mid-century modern home, so she made him this

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#9 This wife, who’s not exactly cut out for ego boosting

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#10 This wife, who took a bite out of every donut in the box

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#11 This wife, who intentionally mismatched all of her husband’s socks after he poked fun at her OCD

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#12 This wife, who made fun of her husband’s love for hummus

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#13 This wife, who’s not calling you a loser, but

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#14 This wife, who knows exactly who the boss in the relationship is

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