1.
i'm sorry, but the old carly can't come to the phone right now… why? oh, 'cause she's dead. pic.twitter.com/9rWwo4wXqN
— tommy (@heterostraight) August 26, 2017
2.
ur mcm got in the car w his homies grabbed the aux cord n started playing The Fray LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO they all crying in the whip LMAOOOOO
— balance ciaga (@Sanchovies) August 20, 2017
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Dis one right here pic.twitter.com/KcAWDmJxGf
— gotta$$$migraine (@gxngstawifi) August 24, 2017
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Mariah Carey is shaking pic.twitter.com/b27V1TT9p6
— baby boy (@darkwavebaby) August 20, 2017
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took a DNA test and found out I'm 100% back on my bullshit
— Chelsea MacMillan (@chelseaamac) August 24, 2017
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Ever show ur mum a tweet that u find funny and instead of laughing she just asks 'who's that?' Like I don't know but that's not the point
— lewie (@Ixwie) August 26, 2017
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I CANT WAIT FOR THE FIGHT TONIGHT WHO YALL GOT pic.twitter.com/xsSVJf1zPb
— Angel Flexcobar (@ILLEGALEGNA) August 26, 2017
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my gf went cage diving wit a great white hours ago n hasn't texted me since so she prolly cheating on me ladies hit my dm's im devastated
— big tan (@mineifiwildout) August 27, 2017
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Lmaooo, my 13 year old sister don't play pic.twitter.com/jsCtPRmhMN
— isabella (@isa_hella_) August 23, 2017
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I never know what I'm doing with these pic.twitter.com/beKALldpjT
— got a miner in psych (@Tom_On_Line) August 24, 2017
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Happy Birthday to my amazing wife. pic.twitter.com/7vulMXqOdp
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2017
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the most relatable thing kris jenner has ever said pic.twitter.com/5MYOFtDVeR
— bradlee (@holyfag) July 1, 2017
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me trying to make my own doctors apppintment pic.twitter.com/x2Qslv1oX5
— fat bully (@ricardojkay) August 27, 2017
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When the direct deposit for $300 million hits pic.twitter.com/ZuHhZk9N5Y
— Nicholas. (@nicksaysgo) August 27, 2017
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So my mom and I share an online banking account, and she keeps changing the security questions to things I don't know the answer to…. pic.twitter.com/QeGfoJ9hYZ
— Holly (@AintNoHoIIyBack) August 23, 2017
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LMAO he was so hurt pic.twitter.com/mwsHsiVpaV
— la bella vita (@drugproblem) August 25, 2017
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Sorry Dad…. I'll be good tonight I promise … @vmas pic.twitter.com/QZWOfSfNg5
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) August 27, 2017
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hello, please, i present the theory that for one single shot in Valkyrie (2008), at 5:12, tom cruise wears a fake butt. observe: pic.twitter.com/Tw6yTbsQUe
— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) August 20, 2017
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stan twitter forcing themselves to like Taylor Swift's new song just so it can dethrone Despacito. pic.twitter.com/wXXygp3Toe
— (@onlybieberveli) August 23, 2017
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If DJ paulieD can GTL, go out to karma and make it to his shift at the shore shop the next day then you shouldn't complain about your 11 am
— Emma (@emma_garan) August 24, 2017