1.
The back to school pics of kids in front of the door have started pic.twitter.com/ptRLjQLzdS
— Lee McVeigh (@LeeMcVeigh) September 5, 2017
2.
Do you ever wonder if the bank just look through your account and think what the fuck is this person doing
— lewie (@Ixwie) September 8, 2017
3.
when someone tells my pet to shut up pic.twitter.com/ti0ymucKeD
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) September 10, 2017
4.
IT: I got free access codes down here
— Because I'm a Guy(@CauseWereGuys)September 10, 2017
College students: pic.twitter.com/9ubvbCGuCu
5.
No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing pic.twitter.com/eWFVita7Dx
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) September 7, 2017
6.
***arrives to work sweaty and out of breath***
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) September 6, 2017
I beat her. I beat the girl who was trying to walk slightly faster than me.
***dies***
7.
that motherfucker really put on pants just so he could moon his computer. bold, and also iconic pic.twitter.com/KOqVbqnYvk
— count raptula (@brentraptor) September 7, 2017
8.
me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance pic.twitter.com/YEx9saFzqz
— sof (@sofritolocito) September 7, 2017
9.
I, too, casually arrange photographs of my 100 children to face outwards so I can only see the backs of frames pic.twitter.com/Pa0cHP5ayj
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) September 8, 2017
10.
"I'LL SMACK EVERYBODY IN THIS BITCH!"
— MANS NOT HOT (@Lilac_Honeybee) September 7, 2017
"You'll smack who? in where?" pic.twitter.com/2IkTh55NK0
11.
reminder that this is what Betsy Devos's house looks like
— vapid credos (@davidcrespo) September 7, 2017
Architect: what kinda house u want?
Betsy: Just fuck my shit up pic.twitter.com/HoY6Xe2TRl
12.
INSOMNIA: Surprise! You're awake now.
— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) September 4, 2017
ME: *stares impatiently at clock*
ME: well this is quite boring
ANXIETY: Allow me
13.
What's the point of being able to paint if you don't use your work to honor legends? pic.twitter.com/ew5KSDc1zJ
— Skye Townsend (@SkyeTownsend) September 7, 2017
14.
When internet users evacuate. pic.twitter.com/mfykdTGlzv
— IM HIM (@ziyatong) September 9, 2017
15.
me when my friends pay for my meal pic.twitter.com/wYhuC4AmLq
— manny rivera (@_BaronChristian) September 5, 2017
16.
did she really think this was deep lmao pic.twitter.com/njYyV4ypOb
— antonio (@antoniodelotero) September 8, 2017
17.
When u look in the mirror at the club drunk and u realize u a snack pic.twitter.com/Cszmg5FwkX
— Cause We're Comedy (@CauseWereComedy) September 10, 2017
18.
Is my popcorn supposed to sound like this when I microwave it? pic.twitter.com/Sdk5ri5v2c
— Dino (@Rhymestyle) September 5, 2017
19.
Oh my god this guy in this bathroom wearing a cowboy hat just greeted me with a "howdy brother" and I panicked and I said "yee haw"
— wholesomecontentluvr (@InternetUser8) September 8, 2017
20.
@NottRihanna
21.
10 to 2 at the club pic.twitter.com/QqkwjklFRY
— tiny idiot (@iggigg) September 6, 2017