1. Burglars, everywhere.
My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would’ve stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like “Cute top!”
@laurenreeves
2. Thinking of you.
*sees sister’s facebook post that her dog died*
how do i tell her i love her & i’ll always be there for her
*clicks sad face button*
perfect
@jonnysun
3. Sacrifices.
I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them.
@__candypants
4. You did this.
Nah my vanity is a MESS
@DiarraDumornay
5. Sisters be annoying.
As a girl who grew up with an annoying little sister the most unrealistic thing about Frozen is how Elsa never tried to kill Anna on purpose
@OhNoSheTwitnt
6. It isn’t fair.
#growingupwithsisters when you look really good and your sister comes out looking better than you & you’re just like
@kristinagjordan
7. I’ve missed you.
That moment when your sister and her husband come over to your place for a visit but really it’s cause there’s a Pokemon in your living room
@lights
8. We all have our things.
one sister is pregnant… the other has a family… I just keep getting asked about my dead tarantula
@poot_69
9. Burn.
I had a lot of fun hanging out with my pregnant sister because there’s no comeback to “someone’s peeing in you right now.”
@bizmichael
10. An eye for an eye.
My little sister stole my license for a trip to Texas so my parents suggested I use all her stuff
@ButHisBFIsCuter
11. Save everyone’s ears.
My sister has promised to sing at my funeral. I hope she goes before I do.
@realHamOnWry
12. Time to drop some truths.
My 11 year old little sister came at me wrong so I clapped back.
13. The only movement that matters.
My little sister’s pre-language infancy was spent ardently yet fruitlessly trying to describe a spicy meatball
@Merman_Melville
14. I have no name.
#GrowingUpWithSiblings when you’re the youngest and referred to as “oh, you’re _____ little sister”
15. Who’s the favorite?
[hugging mom at sister's funeral]
“And you said I’d never be your favorite”
@aveuaskew