#1 The person who inspired their gym to put up this sign:

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#2 And the nearly as nasty person who inspired this one:

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#3 The guy who likes to get a buzz on while working out:

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#4 The meathead who bites down on the equipment:

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#5 And the winner who sticks their gum on the equipment:

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#6 The member who — for some WTF reason — keeps stealing shower heads:

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#7 The member who makes a nasty habit even nastier:

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#8 And the hirsute member who shaves and leaves the sink looking like this:

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#9 The gross mofo who keeps wiping their boogers on the walls:

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#10 The Sauna in the gym in Sioux Lookout, ON. Classy people doing classy things.

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#11 The guy who skipped the day sharing was taught at preschool:

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#12 The person (or let’s be real, PEOPLE) who leave the bathroom like this:

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And the “gentlemen and scholars” who insist on drying their balls off with the gym’s hairdryers:

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