1.
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts fudgeflies
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore ispeakineloquently


ispeakineloquently

2.
dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like
mcgonagall: so…a magic glass ceiling
dumbledore: [starts sweating]
@jonnysun

3.
the department of child services failed Harry Potter
@ziwe

4.
Don’t worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter
@sageboggs

5.
If Dumbledore did a ‘Cribs’ episode for Hogwarts, he’d be like “and this is where the magic happens” in every room.
@realnikhilkapur

6.
i want my money back from harry potter himself. i thought they banged in this one.
@amyschumer

7.
The Hogwarts teachers must have felt so stupid when their traps designed to keep Voldemort from the stone were beaten by three 11 year olds
@HogwartsMaglc

8.
Harry: albus severus, named after the 2 bravest men I ever knew
Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was 11 for u
@TheDailyHPotter

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You gonna tell me NONE of Harry Potter’s classmates got pregnant at Hogwarts? No. Wrong. At least 7 of them were pregnant.
@MattBellassai

10.
All the other schools in Harry Potter are called like, Hoobastank, or, Miss Marple ‘s Magical School For Worldly Girls
@Merman_Melville

11.
Harry Potter learned like, three spells in seven years.
@AlisonAgosti

12.
a four-word summary of the harry potter series: “you were right, hermione.”
@hugvvarts

13.
reasons the harry potter universe is fucked up #82932: there is the ghost of a murdered child in the bathroom and everyone treats it like a minor inconvenience
heart

14.
i still find it funny that the deadliest spell in the harry potter world, to which there is no surviving, is just misspelled ‘abra kadabra’
@dracomallfoys

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@VictorPopeJr

16.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001, Fantasy): A suburban British family is relieved that the weird cousin finally left.
@LizHackett

17.
Things Draco Malfoy says

@ltsHarryPotter

18.
You have your mother’s eyes

themossmachine

19.
Harry Potter named all his kids like some nerd who had just finished reading Harry Potter.
@jwoodham

20.
Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought “damn magic is dope as hell.”
@briangaar

21.
My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.
deeperstateofmind