when I have a test the next day

I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad
At everything -ExcuseThePun

For everyone who says “I am sorry”, this is how a sorry works! -9GAG
This is so accurate.

When a dog crossing the street and you think a car bout to hit it -ExcuseThePun

It is difficult to make things easy but it is easy to make things difficult. -Shower Thoughts

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit. -9GAG

u went from worth it to worthless real quick. -vibes

The older I get, the more I realize adults don’t know what they’re doing either and are just pretending to have it together. -9GAG

“He’s my boyfriend, but I’m not his girlfriend” -Funny Tweets