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i was about to take my birth control pill but i dropped it and now i cant find it pic.twitter.com/xa7mLjokSl
— coconut milk (@mondaigirls) April 17, 2016
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Last night I dropped my birth control pill and I thought I saw it on the ground but when I picked it up it was a fucking lentil
—rilez(@kreig_riley) September 18, 2016
3.
I dropped my birth control pill down the sink but I can sorta see it down the drain and I softly whispered "hello from the other side"
— isabella (@BellaAshlynn) February 27, 2016
4.
i fucking dropped my birth control pill down the sink 911 what do i do
— anDIE (@dandyandie) July 21, 2016
5.
Dropped my birth control pill on the floor and it disappeared. Goodbye lil guy see you on the other side I guess
— elizzzzzabeth (@ekendalll) January 4, 2015
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I can't count the number of times I've dropped my birth control pill and after finding it fight w/ myself on if pregnancy or germs is worse
— Elizabeth Hilliard (@elizahilliardd) September 9, 2016
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If I had a dollar for every time I dropped my birth control pill on the ground, I'd finally be able to afford this two-year-old.
—carlye wisel (@carlyewisel) April 15, 2015
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My mom got married at 22. Comparatively, I turned 22 today &spent the morning searching for the birth control pill I dropped behind my bed.
— T.A. (@TailHair94) November 22, 2016
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I dropped my birth control pill on the side of my chair FML.pic.twitter.com/cpLqMCmMtV
— porsh. (@porshki) February 17, 2017
10.
Searching through my dirty laundry for the birth control pill I dropped reminds me that I don't have my life together enough to not take it.
— Caitlin (@clokant) November 7, 2016
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Dropped a birth control pill somewhere, never to be located again under my floor. Alone in the world, probably being carried away by ants.
— shar (@sharicopter) May 25, 2015
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no im sorry i cant go on a date im too busy crawling around on my hands and knees trying to find the birth control pill i dropped
— kate kush (@supernasst) September 1, 2016
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I DROPPED MY BIRTH CONTROL PILL AND MY CAT DEADASS SLIDE IN AND ATE IT OFF THE GROUND WHAT THE FUCK
— Freda Pellegrino (@FredaPellegrino) December 15, 2016
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I dropped my birth control pill and my cat got to it first. Other than telling her that it won't protect against STDs, what do I do?
— Jennifer (@WeTheLiving) June 20, 2016
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I dropped my birth control pill on the floor and I'm worried my cat ate it. She isn't even sexually active.
— keegs (@kelseylarissa) December 1, 2015
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I just dropped my blue birth control pill on a blue carpet
— Momma(@lashae_raven96) January 3, 2017
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dropped my brown birth control pill on my brown carpet
— aub (@aubpls) September 5, 2016
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It's 1 am and I've been searching the past hour for my tiny white birth control pill that I dropped in my fluffy white carpet pls SOS
— SP (@sarahpolick) September 25, 2016
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The biggest gamble I took in Vegas this weekend was deciding whether to take my birth control pill after I dropped it on the casino floor
— Hannah Kasulka (@hkasulka) November 2, 2015
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i dropped my birth control pill under my bed 3 times so im just gonna fuckin leave it there. bye bitch
— mar (@DOGWHORE) October 31, 2016
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Dropped my birth control pill in class. The entire room full of students proceeded to help me look for it. It was in my bra.
— Jackie Graber (@jackiegraber) May 4, 2015
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Dropped my birth control pill in my purse. I found it, took it, then realized my BC is blue. The pill I swallowed was white…. #mystery
— Leah Gee (@leahh_rae) April 23, 2015
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Dropped my birth control pill in my suitcase. Found a fifth of fireball cleaning it out. Thank you not only God but Jesus for this miracle.
— Emily Kirsch (@ekirsch10) March 12, 2017