#1

I think @CNN and I are about to throw hands. pic.twitter.com/qn1Hxi1AYe

— Kevin Daly (@kevinddaly) October 18, 2020

#2

My lube spilled in my drawer and got all over my lighter, which I realized when I went to light a candle and it slipped out of my hand and I got burned. Happy Friday.

— Chipotle Bag says VOTE (@swiftiec13) October 17, 2020

#3

My sister acts like her own baby just shows up wearing the same thing pic.twitter.com/GhGLPdk0vp

— Kirstyn (@kirstlatham) October 16, 2020

#4

A curb just hit my car . Y’all be careful out here

— 1PF (@_YungJefe1) October 13, 2020

#5

what sign is this pic.twitter.com/C9QBDldXtK

— Miracle Unique (@miracleunique_) October 16, 2020

#6

Go ahead and put “no need to reschedule” on my tombstone pic.twitter.com/Uu6xMegGIZ

— Francesca (@FrannieDB94) October 16, 2020

#7

Disassociating, goodbye pic.twitter.com/xBnSNQMv3K

— shania twink (@shania_twink) October 16, 2020

#8

When the economy crashes, but you save the stock market. pic.twitter.com/kWwJn2FE9r

— Cullen Roche (@cullenroche) October 13, 2020

#9

Birthday card from my three year old pic.twitter.com/GYudZiEc2f

— Luke Pearson (@thatlukeperson) October 14, 2020

#10

if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora pic.twitter.com/diGfjIKM2f

— salem (@vodkaoatmilk) October 13, 2020

#11

i think about this text i received a few years ago all the damn time pic.twitter.com/Ng1cn1LTwn

— ˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ (@onlineryn) October 14, 2020

#12

2020 email intros are getting creative. pic.twitter.com/D6C5w6fPyl

— Laura Jákli (@laurajakli) October 13, 2020

#13

Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors pic.twitter.com/6vGfiRNFI9

— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) October 12, 2020

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