#1
kiss me thru the phone was approximately 12 years ahead of its time
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#2
Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice
andymilonakis / Via twitter.com

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#7
Grimes and Elon Musk are the Kardashians for people who watch Rick & Morty.
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#11
High school football players were really like “ ima win this game for you baby” and then would lose 65-7.
carlyynicoleee / Via twitter.com

#12
if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i don’t want to pay.
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#16
recklessly using “you” and “u” in the same sentence with abandon.
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