#1

Her: I actually think Ratatouille is a boring movie

Me *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*

— Jon (@ArfMeasures) July 30, 2020

#2

Nicki Minaj’s kid sharing a fun fact on the first day of kindergarten pic.twitter.com/XoF1Bgm9yz

— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) July 29, 2020

#3

Bro why I left my phone in the bathroom at a restaurant yesterday and some people returned it to the front desk but left a video in my camera roll wtf pic.twitter.com/wJF7tUIFcK

— KD (@Khadijahh____) August 2, 2020

#4

a common mistake pic.twitter.com/zqF6cWetDT

— James (@CaucasianJames) July 27, 2020

#5

the good news is my custom facemask arrived, the bad news is that they printed my face 20% too large pic.twitter.com/jBaVM7nbYI

— Cameron!! (@cameronmattis) July 27, 2020

#6

When people owe me money, I put the amount in their contact namepic.twitter.com/KbfdrKKrzi

— Picasso (@OfficialJlover) July 27, 2020

#7

Worth a shot pic.twitter.com/jviSot7JB8

— aka Mr_Spacely (@ddenton80) July 29, 2020

#8

I hate that theres no way to know if you're on track or not for your annual consumption of 8 spiders

— queen joheen (@queenjoheen) July 30, 2020

#9

My 9yr old’s first book review, I guess pic.twitter.com/19bvN4AnVr

— Michael Jimenez (@mikeets14) July 31, 2020

#10

Can’t believe this is the last time I get to watch this pic.twitter.com/jtFRQdwLJp

— Jay Zim (@jay_zimmer) August 1, 2020

#11

me passing someone: u slow bit*h

me being passed: ok speed racer

— the hype (@TheHyyyype) August 2, 2020

#12

twitter: this tweet contains a word you muted. this tweet is from an account you muted.
me: omg no way show

— sai(@asseIinP) August 2, 2020

#13

unfortunateIy for everyone i wiII continue being myseIf

— 333 (@notThreat3x) August 3, 2020

#14

normalize barking back at dogs when they bark at you

— sierra’s property ²⁸ (@RAINBERRYROGUE) August 2, 2020

#15

dont feel like doing it rn https://t.co/NyWmSH6Isc

— sarah (@PlSSSARAH) August 2, 2020

#16

so amazing how my parents found each other even though they were from opposite ends of the eyebrow spectrum pic.twitter.com/7ryJXhNjNv

— a lesbian’s lesbian (@mitraskoura) August 2, 2020

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