#1

2020 email intros are getting creative. pic.twitter.com/D6C5w6fPyl

— Laura Jákli (@laurajakli) October 13, 2020

#2

Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta share a bedroom for the rest of my life??

— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 16, 2020

#3

if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora pic.twitter.com/diGfjIKM2f

— salem (@vodkaoatmilk) October 13, 2020

#4

what sign is this pic.twitter.com/C9QBDldXtK

— Miracle Unique (@miracleunique_) October 16, 2020

#5

Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog.

Dalmatian pic.twitter.com/rztl7RyCT8

— spookachu (@soapachu) October 17, 2020

#6

absolutely losing it over this picture of my brother with his baby pic.twitter.com/jfL3VDQ9jN

— witchy woman (@keri_wtf) October 16, 2020

#7

racoons wake up every day and choose anarchy

— Amy (@cableknitjumper) October 17, 2020

#8

do birds ever fly just for fun or are they always on some kind of mission

— james (@videojames_) October 14, 2020

#9

No one:

My brain, fully unable to accept that drafting is supposed to be rough: pic.twitter.com/maj6DOydj9

— Jenna, but make it ~spooky~ (@Jenna_Voris) October 16, 2020

#10

This is when you start praying like “Hey God it’s me again, make me feel better and I won’t ever drink again” pic.twitter.com/uZphGPzwh1

— Brian (@itsbriancuh) October 13, 2020

#11

emotionally, if the corner of my fitted sheet pops up one more time, i will die

— rosemary “reply gay” donahue (@rosadona) October 16, 2020

#12

i think about this text i received a few years ago all the damn time pic.twitter.com/Ng1cn1LTwn

— ˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ (@onlineryn) October 14, 2020

#13

Go ahead and put “no need to reschedule” on my tombstone pic.twitter.com/Uu6xMegGIZ

— Francesca (@FrannieDB94) October 16, 2020

#14

my therapist: you’re a good person

me: oh no I’ve tricked you too

— Ely Kreimendahling (@ElyKreimendahl) October 13, 2020

#15

Mentally I am here. pic.twitter.com/a4GveqwJ0U

— Tríona Ent Farrell (@Treestumped) October 17, 2020

#16

it hates the windy beach pic.twitter.com/XjlBtqIeFR

— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) October 14, 2020

#17

Me when someone sees me in my "ain't nobody gonna see me" outfit pic.twitter.com/NBKthRT0Dn

— Ahriel Nari (@AhrielNari) October 15, 2020

#18

Eucalyptus are the only plants named after what they would say if pruned

— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) October 13, 2020

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