#1

pic.twitter.com/843001E2Oz

— Unusual Videos (@UnusualVideos) September 11, 2020

#2

THIS IS THE ENERGY I WANT FROM STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!! pic.twitter.com/QIHxUSinGZ

— not daniel (@d4nnycat) September 12, 2020

#3

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— lindo sonho delirante (@PALMAUNLlMITED) September 9, 2020

#4

Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?

— Jay (@jayjohnsonfsf) September 12, 2020

#5

I wish I could say “???????” In real life, it would be very useful

— Mika (@babyyymika) September 8, 2020

#6

If you think you’re having a bad day I bet I have you beat pic.twitter.com/BUkWd9ma7a

— alexa (@baileyalexaaa) September 12, 2020

#7

Me to anyone after interacting with my friend group for more than 20 minutes: pic.twitter.com/rpF785uaTz

— #BlackLivesMatter (@muzzeltov) September 8, 2020

#8

what if we kissed…. in the goth-o-lantern bucket……haha just kidding…… unless? pic.twitter.com/N1jRGFulAB

— garbage sprite (@bunnie_blood) September 11, 2020

#9

for sale
bachelor’s degree
never used

— schrödinger’s sex doll (@bbandakiller) September 8, 2020

#10

me struggling to do the bare minimum these days pic.twitter.com/epXG70B2YL

— r. (@90soffduty) September 11, 2020

#11

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

— Jeff is Tall (@JeffisTallguy) September 12, 2020

#12

*card gets declined at the restaurant*

waiter: pic.twitter.com/31PyMDIAIl

— Tokyo (@TokyoVz) September 11, 2020

#13

your honor, my client only did that because he thought it was funny

— Patrick (@lunch_enjoyer) September 13, 2020

#14

I asked this dude if he needed “help” in the shower and he said “no I’ve been doing it since I was little” and went and showered by himself

— carol (@venmo4feet) September 11, 2020

#15

I’m 23 , My knee 51 , My shoulders 47 , my Back turn 62 tomorrow

— KY (@_illxxst) September 12, 2020

#16

Athletes add “” and “” to the end of a corny paragraph and think that they’re speaking facts

— armani (@armaniszn) September 11, 2020

#17

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— spaceyjakey (@spacefacemusic) September 11, 2020

#18

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— jack (@scobesx) September 10, 2020

#19

how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best

— ziak (@zziak22) September 13, 2020

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