#1

mentally i am here pic.twitter.com/sUOeDeehKf

— Osk (@yaboyosk) September 9, 2020

#2

bit*hes be like “my room is a vibe” and it’s dirty as hell with LED lights

— Anthony (@PimpNotSimp) September 11, 2020

#3

I really felt bad for y’all with March, April & May birthdays this year but still I JUST KNEW it wouldn’t be me because my sh*t is all the way in October. Here we are, together as one

— Knight (@knightsglow) September 2, 2020

#4

me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving pic.twitter.com/ZT0dg1Dtbx

— Cupid’s Nut (@damn_lui) September 5, 2020

#5

Me at my friends wedding after telling her to leave him 1000 times pic.twitter.com/SNE8Llk03Z

— Matta (@matta28x) September 13, 2020

#6

Dj : If you single make some noise My heart broken a*s : pic.twitter.com/jwvmqSFWKS

— Phurious (@So_phurious) September 4, 2020

#7

imagine ur card declines at the therapist and they start gaslighting u

— milk (@milkinhisbag) September 7, 2020

#8

onlyfans in bio pic.twitter.com/dOa7kFfcDZ

— archi (@nxtlvlarchi) September 4, 2020

#9

Yesterday the nurse at the CVS walk-in clinic asked me who my primary care physician was and I’m like baby I’m at the CVS walk in clinic, it is clearly you

— Emma (@eawilliamson) September 1, 2020

#10

just got my first covey test and chile when that thing hit the back of my nussy (nose pussy)…………..

— fat jon boyega (@larryowenslive) September 14, 2020

#11

pic.twitter.com/WJGMbQEvkY

— blm (@isaiahjjared) September 12, 2020

#12

old ppl b sending “k.” texts not knowing the weight it carries

— ً (@BLNDlSM) September 12, 2020

#13

“Get me another plate but say it’s for u” https://t.co/oy1733orc8

— ☠︎ (@spanishbarbzz) September 4, 2020

#14

has anyone tried making edibles but without weed? like virgin edibles or something

— elijah (@fakeleny) September 11, 2020

#15

my dad: you'll understand when you're older

me, 25: literally what the fu*k is happening ever

— that one seal (@ellewasamistake) September 4, 2020

#16

should i live in new york where people think i’m stupid or LA where people think i’m ugly

— trash jones (@jzux) September 9, 2020

#17

my bf told me when he was 17 he worked in a posh hotel and at breakfast some bloke asked him “is this crème fraîche?” and he replied “yeah we don’t serve out of date food” and I can’t stop thinking about it

— lilyanna (@lilyannatrnr) September 2, 2020

#18

Squidward was so bougie like he didn't work the same job and live on the same street as SpongeBob

— jas⁷ (@unfxxkwittable) September 4, 2020

#19

Everyone’s waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires December 31st

— ً (@RJ_XXIV) September 2, 2020

#20

my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer

— Jimmy (@lieslmao) September 14, 2020

#21

google docs google slides pic.twitter.com/dscOioEjlC

— TЯACE (@scruched) September 9, 2020

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