#1

my dad: you'll understand when you're older

me, 25: literally what the fu*k is happening ever

— that one seal (@ellewasamistake) September 4, 2020

#2

I be at Target with no list, just vibes

— bekah (@rebekahcan2) September 1, 2020

#3

Anarchy at burger king pic.twitter.com/MhrWPPyfXY

— James Stanley (@SweetBabyJame) September 6, 2020

#4

Before mimosas vs after pic.twitter.com/tw16s45p5P

— alina (@alinamarie____) September 5, 2020

#5

when i was 22 i dated a guy who was 27 who broke up w me because we were “just at different places in our lives” and then he told me “for example i have to stretch every morning”

— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) September 8, 2020

#6

So horny I let him explain stocks

— kim (@kimmiesenpai) September 4, 2020

#7

I just saw a girl on tiktok say she blacked out after 3 white claws and I am fundamentally convinced that no American has ever actually been drunk

— Keira Gilleechi (@gilleechi) September 5, 2020

#8

One time when I was 11 my grandma made me go to a ham curing class pic.twitter.com/7UMeWEbVrn

— Hunter (@couchunter) September 5, 2020

#9

me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving pic.twitter.com/ZT0dg1Dtbx

— Cupid’s Nut (@damn_lui) September 5, 2020

#10

Me checking that they gave me my order right at the fast food drive thru pic.twitter.com/48buWSh4F8

— C H R I S (@saturnnboi) September 7, 2020

#11

Not my sister stripping while the house on fire……I can’t breathe pic.twitter.com/51JnHMHdeV

— hippie black gurl wit a donk (@jiggyblackgurl) September 5, 2020

#12

the height of social media was like 2008 when you’d post “I hate everyone to the bitter end, nothing turns out right, there’s no end in sight, I hate my life” (mad about geometry homework) and your aunt would comment “you need to call me” and you’d reply “lol it’s song lyrics”

— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) September 3, 2020

#13

Decided to recreate my favorite meme pic.twitter.com/4paCa9Igyc

— ChiTsanzo (@lordtsanzo) September 5, 2020

#14

onlyfans in bio pic.twitter.com/dOa7kFfcDZ

— archi (@nxtlvlarchi) September 4, 2020

#15

Having only recently learned that my go-to email sign off, "Best," is considered hostile in some circles, I am facing an existential email crisis.

— Kate Carpenter (@katebcarp) September 2, 2020

#16

thats right mf you better walk that one back pic.twitter.com/paLMDnQBL6

— Maffy (@matthewduchesne) September 6, 2020

#17

What's the best lyric of all time and why is it if the light is off then it isn't on pic.twitter.com/porSQ4ZMwi

— Lizzie McGuire (@ImLizzieM) September 6, 2020

#18

I opened a drawer and screamed. Mum goes ‘Oh that’s Maureen’. pic.twitter.com/sSTgaq5iit

— Deirdre (@figgled) September 5, 2020

#19

People with no ac using they fan pic.twitter.com/ZFpRWAkFcR

— jay (@jaymsazo) September 7, 2020

#20

me after guessing the password of my own email pic.twitter.com/IMxwqOs43j

— pablo (@inclcore) September 5, 2020

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