#1

why do people say "keep up the good work" i already did the good work and now i would like to stop

— Isha Patnaik (@ishapatnaik) July 8, 2020

#2

mosquitos really wake up everyday and choose violence

— dalia (@_dalia7) July 12, 2020

#3

I remember when I was younger I thought perish was a good word. I was praying with my family one night and I prayed that we would all perish. The silence that filled the room is unforgettable

— xyz (@NifiiOA) July 10, 2020

#4

she just gets me pic.twitter.com/JXqpUd86rE

— mary (@bIuntinski) July 14, 2020

#5

men hating women for liking astrology .. u literally play a game of spreadsheets where u pretend to be the manager of a football team

— beth (@urpalbeth) July 16, 2020

#6

get a boyfriend they said ? it’ll be fun???? they said???????? pic.twitter.com/s9VuDyLIsr

— ~lis~ (@und3rc0verleez) July 16, 2020

#7

Jobs: NOW HIRING

Me: *applies*

Jobs: Not you tho

— crystal(@mendozur) July 10, 2020

#8

good boy pic.twitter.com/5NoWZO1ZTd

— liv (@o1iviaaaa) July 16, 2020

#9

if my son cheats on his girl i’m snitching

— Liz (@lizzy_gee17) July 10, 2020

#10

Men over 35 in skinny jeans…. pic.twitter.com/TOZMzy0rQj

— LoveAndSmoking (@BodytalkClub) July 15, 2020

#11

Remember when we though Julia Stiles was killing this dance?pic.twitter.com/xAzK4vrVmR

— Bria Janay (@jadorejanayy) July 14, 2020

#12

thanks mom. pic.twitter.com/I3th4z8m7Z

— tee (@tscurlss) July 14, 2020

#13

He really ate me tf up in this picture. pic.twitter.com/a6xEJq689d

— arrest the cops that killed Breonna Taylor (@aprettyPR) July 18, 2020

#14

My son came and got me, saying there was a serious leak under the kitchen sink. pic.twitter.com/OEqnR1McJ6

— Tenessa Gemelke (@gemelket) July 14, 2020

#15

Every single second of this goddamn year pic.twitter.com/BF1l5egRN0

— giallo shots (@emotionalpedant) July 16, 2020

#16

My parents sold their house like a month ago but my mother JUST realized she did not uninstall the special fire alarms she had put in that are a recording of her own voice screaming at me and my sister to “GET OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE MOM’S CANDLES CAUGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE”

— kayla kumari upadhyaya (@KaylaKumari) July 15, 2020

#17

my fight or flight has been v much so triggered pic.twitter.com/EMf8sDzdeb

— rio ^^ (@urlocalfrickboy) July 14, 2020

#18

I would like to thank zac efron for changing his look to keep up with my taste. When i was 12 he was my type and at 26 he is my type. We love consistency pic.twitter.com/PJofBKa47T

— (@MOSHxSPICE) July 15, 2020

#19

How far away are Diane Keaton’s forks pic.twitter.com/7HFRtrBK1Y

— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) July 17, 2020

#20

why I won’t wear a mask pic.twitter.com/CyiKIgWuwF

— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) July 12, 2020

#21

pic.twitter.com/nGWUxvbklY

— Amanda Ach (@amandaach) July 15, 2020

#22

Dad….. whyyyyy pic.twitter.com/Wziy2kAR1C

— ki ht (@ki_eeks) July 15, 2020

#23

god i cant wait to be a home owner in the future so i can host family gatherings and have dinners in my dining room that looks like this pic.twitter.com/QhTRsBzrlY

— fay @ emote commissions :) (@6arks) July 17, 2020

#24

apparently putting books on your nightstand does not count as reading, just so you know. News to me.

— Kaitlyn(@BooksPlusWine) July 17, 2020

#25

coworker used "anyway" as an email sign-off instead of "best" or "warmly" or w/e and honestly that's the only work mood left

— sasha jones (@tartikovsky) July 14, 2020

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