1.
oh so no one was gonna tell me there was a big ass penis behind my head for my senior pictures??? pic.twitter.com/BTipCBB2Hl
— alexis (@alexisboatfield) February 6, 2017
2.
Guy 1: OK. Nail polish on the hand means it's a woman.
— Conor Smith (@conorsmith) January 25, 2017
Guy 2: You can't see the other hand's nails. How do we make it clear that it's a man? pic.twitter.com/wuCHuLWgQQ
3.
Omg i meet beyonce pic.twitter.com/VWfICqf4cA
— Itsjojosiwa (@Jojosiwam) February 9, 2017
4.
When you get the mic at work pic.twitter.com/7WQKjbDBdl
— Dev (@drummydev) September 17, 2015
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my mum makes picking me up sound so deep pic.twitter.com/gaLYuCTJsH
— Nida (@nidaxiv) January 12, 2016
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A girl drop a $20, being a nice guy I tried giving it back but she yelled "I have a boyfriend" welp now you broke ya weenie pic.twitter.com/DMOQl9ZcOU
— SandyCheeks (@TeamSandy12) January 31, 2017
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Burnt my chicken strips so much it turned to charcoal pic.twitter.com/XgkPHtmiJK
— molayo (@_estayy) January 30, 2017
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My lipstick looked so good today too pic.twitter.com/BObHtY54YV
— honey (@glitterytearz) February 6, 2017
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this lady just asked me if I had a size 6 pic.twitter.com/nkhduzW72v
— kahawi (@kahariwhittaker) January 8, 2016
10.
my teacher commended me for taking such good notes today but i was really just writing the lyrics to real slim shady solely out of memory. pic.twitter.com/CS4BFFrBib
— sam // pinned (@messygirI) January 25, 2017
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my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water pic.twitter.com/t9LfWwhbwh
— jenna (@jennastoya) February 8, 2017
12.
So this only happens to me… pic.twitter.com/ci5DopsdTD
— Keilen (@Keeilen) January 29, 2017
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— Mad$ (@MadsTheCreator) February 5, 2017
14.
is this about sucking dick pic.twitter.com/nlG1kfwcPJ
— inet (@lifegonewild) January 29, 2017
15.
how high was I pic.twitter.com/6nEkSGUiVN
— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) February 5, 2017
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Ran outta sandwhich bags smh pic.twitter.com/QTHZ82tp1L
— Brad Litt (@ClayNation_) January 30, 2017
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When I edit my insta pics I send them to Austin mahone just so they'll save to my camera roll..after 3 years of this..he responded….. pic.twitter.com/920Lvgo0zM
— Kylie Ann (@kymelbourn) February 3, 2017
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Who would've guessed I'm @Caradelevingne 's dad pic.twitter.com/9xzqMdEAL6
— Seth Hamby (@SethDuaneHamby) January 28, 2017
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Okay Arizona pic.twitter.com/Xg27vGatOq
— (@lilmisdemeanor) February 4, 2017
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Bro I thought she was grabbing the other girl wig pic.twitter.com/Aa1bx1hQTv
— . (@Antt_Flvcko) February 7, 2017
21.
help so my cousin got upset after reading a fan fiction where harry styles dies and now she's been peeling potatoes for 3 hours pic.twitter.com/jcOQVxborW
— tez (@terrypapadakis) February 3, 2017
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Hi uh there's a minivan parked on my block that has a couple dozen VHS tapes of the motion picture SPEED on the dashboard pic.twitter.com/xXlMAnigHw
— Emily Hughes (@emilyhughes) February 2, 2017