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From the most hilariously petty, to the most viciously heartbreaking, this list gives us a flavor of the many different ways people choose to end a relationship.

1.
She asked me how to block someone on whatsapp.. I was not able to send her any more messages after the last set of instruction
kalsimanmeet

2.
I’m trying to think of funny ways how I got dumped but then I realized that I’ve never been in a relationship
sleekandshiney1

3.
My ex told me she wanted to be with someone who was a bit more mature and I responded by mimicking her voice in a childish tone.
SoupyMcSoupFace

4.
He said his mother didn’t want him seeing me anymore because she didn’t like my dad. When I asked my dad about it, he said she didn’t like him because he had dumped her back in high school. Love you dad!
DonnaMLanglais

5.
A guy offered my high school boyfriend one dollar to break up with me. Boyfriend took the money, and I ended up marrying the other guy
GlennaKScott

6.
She told me to take out the trash and locked the door while I was outside
chrisdmytriw1

7.
I tried break up with a guy 4 years ago. When I started to dump him, he said “We’ll talk about this later” and rushed away. I haven’t talked to him since so I guess we’re still dating?
victoria_pike

8.
When I was in high school, my mom saw my girlfriend kissing another guy. When she got home my mom said I had a phone call, and when I answered it I could hear my mom pretending to be my girlfriend on the upstairs line. She said it was over!
GeraldKRandles

9.
Skype date with my girlfriend at the time and out walks a naked man form the bathroom behind her. Then he waved at me as he passed.
balberda_comedy

10.
In 8th grade my boyfriend asked me in between classes if I would cry if he dumped me. I said probably. He then said “Well you better start cryin’!” I didn’t cry and i’m gay anyways, so the jokes on him!
JesicaNicholas

11.
I was young and I had this huge huge huge crush on this guy. The guy and his friends found out, they bet $25 that I would say yes immediately if he asked me out.
He asked, of course I said yes. Three days later he told me about the bet, said sorry, gave me $10.
yennybelles

12.
In 6th grade, I broke my leg and missed school for awhile. My first day back, I was in a wheelchair and my bf said – I dont think I can roll with you anymore.
lowdownluce

13.
Couldn’t reach a girl I was dating for 2 days, when I finally got her she said “after not talking to you for 2 days I realized I can live without you.”
sheldonmillien

14.
In middle school I saw my gf holding another guys hand. When I confronted her on MSN later that night she told me to check my email. Turns out she emailed me a month earlier letting me know we were broken up cuz I “didn’t ever talk to her in person”
dflat15

15.
My girlfriend had a dreams she was getting mugged and I wasn’t helping her so once she woke up she broke up with me for not defending her.. in her dream…
ThatsNotGlue

16.
I got dumped at a Metallica concert while they were playing “Sad But True”. It’s sad, but it’s true.
DylanTrent27

17.
#HowIGotDumped by my first high school boyfriend was pretty typical, the usual “it’s not me it’s you” stuff. Except it sounded too familiar. After he left I looked through my copy of New Moon and found he had almost verbatim quoted Edward’s breakup speech to Bella.
katieejg

18.
when i was dating my first serious boyfriend i got a text form him (after hours of being together) saying “i need to focus on me”… come to find out the girl he cheated on me with was UNDER HIS BED the whole time i was there, waiting for me to leave..
kenzurrbenzurr

19.
My boyfriend took me to the movie & once we sat down he left to get us popcorn and never came back. 25 mins later I got a text and said ‘I can’t do this. I’m breaking up with you’. He was my drive too. I had to call my parents to come get me after the movie
omg_itsKaren

20.
In high school I asked the girl I though I was dating, “What do you want to do for Valentine’s Day?” and she said, “I already have plans.”
jimmyfallon

21.
The day I broke my arm, my girlfriend signed my cast “I found someone new.” Broken Arm and a Broken Heart
larrabeard15

22.
My friend was going to propose to his girlfriend. When he knelt down, she said “Now would be a good time to tell you that I’m cheating on you.”
Bree9918

23.
Was reading the newspaper one day, and saw that my boyfriend had obtained a marriage license and not with me.
MaddieJ74

24.
I once asked my boyfriend who’s the greatest girlfriend in the world after I bought him Drake tickets and he said Sandra. He took the tickets and went with Sandra.
DisneyFandana

25.
My husband Newt made me sign divorce papers while I was in the hospital for cancer treatment. The Worst!
tgagemurphy

26.
I legit got dumped for liking pineapple on my pizza once. This is NOT a lie.
DianaG2772

27.
he held my hand all the way down the hallway then dropped it randomly and told me he wanted to break up right before a state test that determined whether or not i graduated. Got an A on the test though who needs men
soulvss

28.
He showed up at my house, broke up with me, handed me a sandwich and left.
K_Tobz

29.
My first boyfriend set a small fire in the field behind my house to get me to dump him. When I told him he was an idiot, but didn’t end it, he told me it was over because he “couldn’t be with someone who didn’t fire safety seriously”
TanyaDeYT

30.
I went on a rollercoaster with him and he broke up with me right before started. This ride got stopped halfway through with all of us hanging upside down. Longest 10 minutes of my life.
CameronKrishna3