#1 I’m asking for a free cat.

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#2 This guy against mermaids

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#3 Molester beats unbeliever

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#4 How do we get animals out of 2 people ???

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#5 Choose wisely.

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#6 Leaving a family event instead of putting it in the car for an hour. Classy.

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#7 This nosey neighbor

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#8 This could be an epidemic.

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#9 This psychopath

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#10 This principle

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#11 This Christian mom

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#12 How CREEPY is this??

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#13 Thanks, that does help!

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#14 This parent who allows ranch chugging

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#15 Jesus was American

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#16 This internet expert

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#17 This friendly neighbor

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#18 Thanks dude, I’ll keep that in mind

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#19 This blind idiot

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#20 This scientist

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#21 This vegan

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#22 This social media expert

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#23 Can’t trust NASA… NASA told me so themselves!

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#24 Yeah I’m just gonna leave because of bad vibes man

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#25 This dumb American

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#26 This aeronautical engineer

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