#1 No pets

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#2 Bring a chain saw…

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#3 How soon can I move in?

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#4 Ah yes, air..

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#5 A Quadruple Peanut!

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#6 Tinkerbell or Joan Rivers?

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#7 The next winner of Last Cake Standing right here

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#8 Facebook Marketplace posting!

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#9 Are u kidding $6!!

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#10 My wife was very excited to find something to share…

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#11 But it’s VINTAGE!!1!

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#12 I honestly had no idea how to respond. Nearly 9 months later and they’re still for sale (no surprise).

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#13 Just needs a new screen!

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#14 .45 Cheeto

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#15 Found this on the gram

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#16 Crocodeal or no deal

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#17 We banned single use plastic bags this time last year

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#18 Burritos for sale..

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#19 What a steal. Oh wait…

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#20 May the rain wash the warts away

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