20 Times The Internet Roasted The Shit Out Of “Beauty And The Beast”

1.
Lefou: No one’s slick as Gaston , No one’s quick as Gaston
Me: NO ONE’S NECK’S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON’S

caseys–corner

2.

sjmidnightwrite-blog

3.
Belle was the first hot girl to pretend she was a nerd in high school
@meganamram

4.
omg heathers looks so good

helplesscomets

5.
Person: Look at that edgy teen listening to music. It’s probably heavy metal or something
The music blasting from my earphones: NO ONE’S SLICK AS GASTON, NO ONE’S QUICK AS GASTON, NO ONE’S NECK’S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON
grawnog

6.
She won’t run away if you give her a library

headoverhiddles

7.
I mean…

barduil

8.

bukkakenojutsu

9.
“Be Our Guest” is a great song but at the same time it’s a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is
@carriesnotscary

10.

comediva-blog

11.
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
DanaSchwartzzz

12.
My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat.

@BrockBaker

13.
I guess you could say Gaston was the winner of the No Belle Prize *slaps knee*
@MaraMcCanteven

14.
Can’t wait to see the movie….

memesoftheday

15.
What she says: I’m fine.
What she means: I was the one who had it all. I was the master of my fate. I never needed anybody in my life. I learned the truth too late. I’ll never shake away the pain.
I close my eyes but she’s still there. I let her steal into my melancholy heart. It’s more than I can bear. Now I know she’ll never leave me. Even as she runs away. She will still torment me, calm me, hurt me. Move me, come what may.
Wasting in my lonely tower. Waiting by an open door. I’ll fool myself she’ll walk right in. And be with me for evermore.
tashabucky

16.
[to the tune of the song “beauty and the beast”]

theselfawaregothkid