1.
while he’s having a smoke
n she’s takin a drag
now they’re going to bed
and my stomach is sick
and bees are dying globally at an alarming ra
@deadnightagain

2.
beekeeper: *keeps bees*
bees: *is keep*
soggyhotdog

3.
“Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?”
“you mean cheese?”
[waiter struggling to keep bowl covered]
“that does make more sense actually”
@Fred_Delicious

4.
dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them
raphaelagrace

5.
bees are officially on the endangered list in the US

@laugar12

6.
You are the dancing queen, blood-curdling scream, 47 bees
dethgrips

7.
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR
I SPILLED
ALL OVER MY CAR
BEES ARE
INSIDE OF MY CAR
THEY COULD KILL ME
I’M ALLERGIC TO BEES
@drewjanda

8.
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
sirbombalot

9.
When you see a bee but then remember that they’re dying at an alarming rate

@FreddyAmazin

10.
you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees
people keep telling me this is the plot of bee movie i honestly never knew… i thought that movie was about a woman trying to fuck a bee
averagefairy

11.
[Sees bee on my wife's arm]
Uh oh
[I roll up a newspaper]
Babe.. stay still..
(using newspaper as a megaphone) THERE’S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU
@ruinedpicnic

12.
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
gothicprep

13.
“why do you like floral prints so much” because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
jaclcfrost

14.
me: the bee population is decreasing at an alarming rate, we need to save them.
me when I see a bee:

@GRlFFERS

15.
The one upside to the bees disappearing is that the sex talk just got cut in half. “Son, let me tell you about the birds and… more birds.”
@SamGrittner

16.
Bees are willing to die to fuck up your day and I respect that
@kibblesmith

17.
Why are they called bees when they do A+ work
bewbin

18.
Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No.
@The_No_Show

19.
[a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok
[a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event "Come Outside"] what tha
@CornOnTheGoblin

20.
me: i love nature ♡ save the bees ♡
bee: *comes near me*
me:

thebootydiaries

21.
*at my gender reveal party*
-my husband excitedly opens the decorative cardboard box
-angry bees swarm out & begin 2 sting everyone
- bees
@Annieferd