1.
you: Papa John’s
me, an intellectual: Father Jonathan
@memeprovider

2.
you: “cool beans”
me, an intellectual: “chilled legumes”
not-in-my-lane

3.
you: tweeted
me, an intellectual: twote
@OvaisBowss

4.
you: bobby pins
me, an intellectual: robert needles
carminum

5.
u : jude law
me, an intellectual : judith legislation
@Mi5bah14

6.
me, an intellectual: *passing my buddy a slim jim* would you care for this Slender James?
wrecknician

7.
you: I am shook
me, an intellectual: I am shooketh
@kurtisrai

8.
you: heavy metal
me, an intellectual: burdensome mineral
setheverman

9.
you: RIP
me, an intellectual: rugrats in paris
@polaxrize

10.
you: spongebob squarepants
me, an Intellectual: Contraceptive Robert Polygon Trousers
margaretlouise

11.
someone: wet willy
me, an intellectual: moist william
kagedyams

12.
you: I nutted
me, an intellectual: I pistachio’d
@MEMESG0D

13.
you: fall out boy
me, an intellectual: descend quickly elsewhere juvenile male preadolescent
brendonurie

14.
you, a nerd: doctor who
me, an intellectual: whomst’d've, PhD
@touchmybobby

15.
You: Burger King
Me, an intellectual: Monarch of Hamburg
meaninglessmonicker

16.
you: I got your back buddy
me, an intellectual: I posess your spine friend
unintelligent-equestrian

17.
you: choke me daddy
me, an intellectual: restrict my airflow patriarchal figure
@finaIizer

18.
you: surprise motherfucker
me, an intellectual: unforeseen oedipus
eissibee

19.
you: k
me, an intellectual: Potassium
cheedho