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As an introvert, self-checkout is a gift from heaven.
@TheWeirdWorld

2.
When you’re at a party and you only know one person

@Powerful

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I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
@pakalupapito

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when someone has the same interests as you but you don’t know how to start a friendship

@StutteringGiant

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Whenever I send a risky text, I like to throw my phone down and run away and pretend nothing happened
@Iifepost

6.
me having not left my house yet: god i cant wait to get back home
@teamnowalls

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me: i’m so lonely
person: hey
me: leave me alone
@praises

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me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*
me two weeks later: wait a minute… F*ck
rosebeaches

9.
I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anyone for the next 3 months. thanks.
@sweetestsara

10.
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
@VerbsRProudest

11.
me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet
@maryjennaa

12.
someone: wait why can’t you hang out later?
me:

amuseee

13.
Uber driver: ………..
Me: ……….
Uber driver: ……….
Me: 5 stars.
@MohanadElshieky

14.
how do extroverts always…… Do Things????? and when they’re not doing things they’re…. making plans to do things??? what the fuck? Stop
@ezekielfiguero

15.
me texting: sarcasm on point, hilarious, snarky, too good for you
me talking: stutters, forgets words, dissolves into awkward silence
sourwolfsam

16.
PROTIP: You don’t even have to have anything playing in the headphones to get people to stop talking to you.
@alispagnola

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when you at my door knocking and you didn’t call 1st

@ItsBaeFeelings

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