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I need three hours to get ready and two of those are me talking myself into getting ready
@AndreasChoice

2.
I’m not worried about dying alone I’m worried about living with someone
@nachosarah

3.
The people that always complain I don’t talk enough never seem to actually listen when I do speak.
@skramer00

4.
First rule of introvert club: there is no introvert club. Thank goodness.
@IntrovertLiving

5.
*looks at Facebook event invite*
ME: “I’d rather kill myself”
*clicks on MAYBE ATTENDING*
@britt27ash

6.
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
@verbsrproudest

7.
how to celebrate world introvert day:
• make plans to go out & celebrate this day w other introverts
• cancel said plans & relieve everyone
@nickelworris

8.
guys there are people who will bring food to the place where your tv is why is there even an outside
@nachosarah

9.
*heart starts beating wildly*

@IntrovertDear

10.
Yes of course I got your text – I’m just ignoring it. Don’t make it weird.
@AnnaKendrick47

11.
your dating profile: i LOVE adventures
me: sounds like i’d have to do stuff. next–>
@ch000ch

12.
As an introvert, having a special place in Hell reserved just for me sounds nice
@Lorrvine

13.
me: i’m so lonely. why doesn’t anyone ever ask to hang out??
me: *never replies to texts* *likes being alone*
@jaamiecurry

14.
You call this an awkward silence, but I assure you, this silence is less awkward than anything I might say.
@Gooooats

15.
When you’re at a party and you only know one person

@opsdemididthat

16.
Being really funny and witty over texts and then becoming a mumbling mess as soon as you’re outside
@proudIouie

17.
Everyone: “Please talk”
Me: *talks*
Me: *gets ignored*
*gets interrupted*
@bocaregrets

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@1followernodad

19.
I know it’s important to “put yourself out there,” but here’s my argument: what if it’s annoying
@audipenny

20.
PROTIP: You don’t even have to have anything playing in the headphones to get people to stop talking to you.
@alispagnola

21.
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say “generic excuse”
@bobvulfov

22.
Friends: omg lets go out tonight
me: okay I’m down
Friends: we’re outside
me:

@4everKelz

23.
When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add “what time?” For decoration

@BlackPplVines

24.
me: new friendships sound kinda nice
brain: ok but consider this………………………….. isolation
me:

@graciasdonyale

25.
You can find me in the club, asking everyone I came with if they’re ready to leave yet.
@phranqueigh

26.
People who think they can just show up to your house with no warning whatsoever have issues
@kingsleyyy

27.
wondering how i will ever mantain a successful relationship when there’s nothing i value more than alone time
@drumaq

28.
“This is a mistake”
-I whisper as I leave my house
@Swishergirl24

29.
Please don’t answer the phone when I call you. I just want to leave a message and make the next contact your responsibility
@theyearofelan

30.
I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anyone for the next 3 months. thanks.
@sweetestsara

31.
Sorry I’m late, just didn’t want to come, so I was trying to limit the amount of time I’d be here. I’ll leave early, too. Anyway what’s up?
@tchrquotes

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