1.
You can’t be broke if you don’t check your bank account

@RyanWindoww

2.
Me: Treat yo self!
My Bank Account: WITH WHAT HOE? WITH WHAT?!

@vickto_willy

3.
if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
carlmander

4.
hey handsome…………of that money to me
jpgay

5.
when i catch myself stealing money from my savings account

@thugtear

6.
Me: I’m done spending money :) I’m gonna be responsible and save
Any store: surprise sale
Me:

@mikaylainblack

7.
when my friends ask me for money

lameorgy

8.
i just need a hug(e amount of money)
bepeu

9.
me: *spends money*
me: *has less money in bank account*

@gossipgriII

10.
when u walk into a store only tryna spend like $20 and the cashier says “your total is $198.82″

@FreddyAmazin

11.
me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that
me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
lion-prince

12.
“Sorry, your card declined”
Okay but why you so loud for?

@babygalzak

13.
me, without money: money is the root of all evil. the things u own end up owning u
me, with money: ya can i get 20 mcchickens
@ChrisScarlette

14.
[checks bank account] more fake news smh
@jpbrammer

15.
i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was “cool. that bird makes more money than me”
@jonnysun

16.
When my mom asks me how much money I spend on food

@marlzhernana

17.
When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it

tatehorror

18.
“I’m $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money.”
-my brain
@CatherineLMK