1.
“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it” but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
enlargers

2.
ME ABOUT TO TALK IN PUBLIC: *rehearses what I’m going to say 50 times in my brain*
ME: today how you are
bob-belcher

3.
Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
Ya she needs to shut up untexting
oddishtea

4.
being self-aware enough to realize you’re being irrational but still not being able to stop anything

serotnin

5.
Someone: *is late*
Me: Were we supposed to meet at this time? Is this really the place we were going to meet up? Is it actually Thursday today? Were we even meeting at Thursday? Do I actually know this person? Do they really exist? Do I exist?
theneurotypicals

6.
me: *overthinks everything and cries*
*5 minutes later*
also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back
sad-memories-of-you

7.
ME, FINALLY GETTING A CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT FOR TWELVE DAYS STRAIGHT: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but
pearlumbra

8.
*something little and probably irrelevant happens*

onlytwitterpics

9.
overanalyze and chill
thebootydiaries

10.
Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.
infj-fish

11.
“you always overthink things” and now i’m going to overthink you making a comment on my tendency to overthink so i guess we all now have that to look forward to
greedily

12.
me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours*
me: oh hey, I just remembered I have to tell you something
me internally: that was a lie. I’ve been wanting to tell you all day but I’ve been too nervous to just say it so I’ve been mentally rehearsing for hours and
thunderthighmobster

13.
i overthink in #mycalvins
gulcayn

14.
“why do you overanalyze text messages” to my credit i overanalyze everything, always, because i love feeling like i’m suffocating and everyone hates me, constantly, so at least there’s… consistency
greedily

15.
i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer
racheldotgov

16.
me: please don’t panic and overanalyze things again
brain: how bout i do a n y w a y
udons

17.
My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours.
z0mbiitch

18.
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue : /
whatevskies-blog

19.
Give me a few days to overthink about it
commontrashcan

20.
it’s kind of tricky when you’re a over-thinker and you are aware of it. at this point i’m so unsure about the conclusions i come up with. i mean, is it true? or did i make it up because i have been overthinking too much? am i right or has my overthinking fooled me?
i just realized i hit the next level; i’m overthinking about overthinking
suicide-is-my-father

21.
a normal interaction but everytime i overthink it my heart beats faster
minotaurclub

22.
me: *about to send someone a message*
myself: hey
me: ? hey what’s
myself: if they wanted to have any kind of contact w/ you they would have initiated it.
me: alright, neat, neat concept, but communication is actually a two-way street so
myself: they have no desire to speak to you and never have any desire to speak to you, ever. they never think of you. they will never think of you, at all, ever, even in passing. you are nothing.
me, tossing my phone out the window: alright! neat! awesome! fantastic!
greedily