1.
me: *about to sleep*
my brain: the only reason you perceive yourself as a relatively mellow and laid back person is because you are completely engrossed by your daydreams, and constantly focus on those instead of your real life and the consequences of your actions and decisions. evidence shows that when you are forced to confront real life problems, you quickly resort to panicking. in addition to-
me: can’t we drag me in the morning
beyoncepatronus
2.
me: *lays down in my bed*
my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE
tsarcasm
3.
me: even though i’m on vacation, i should try to keep to my normal sleep schedule
my brain, back on its bullshit at 3:35 AM: lord forgive me…..i had to yaba daba do it
tsarcasm
5.
Sleep? Who the fuck is that? She bad?? She got friends??
lesanesyl
6.
hobbies: being asleep, getting ready to go to sleep, going to sleep, getting into my bed, waking up and realizing i can go back to sleep, sleeping, being in my bed (asleep), falling asleep,
noelroeimfisher
7.
me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep
me: wakes up exhausted
me: ok first of all
zenyattasperceptrons
8.
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
whitetrash
9.
me @ my body: perhaps… since it’s summer… you could sleep without the blanket?
my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no
trevenant
10.
why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
australiansanta
11.
I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman
koobaxion
12.
me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*
friend: *responds*
me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy
gavrockandroll
13.
i hate when someone tells me i shouldn’t be tired bc i slept enough like sweetie i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired
hi–ily
14.
that insomnia feel when
sleep machine broke
baku
15.
Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao
dicksoda
16.
All the research in the world: Sleep with your phone completely off! Don’t go on your electronics an hour before bed! Make sure your phone is out of sight when you’re sleeping!
Me: *on my phone until I literally can’t keep my eyes open*
Me: *nestles phone on my pillow next to my head* goodnight my friend
diet-tampon
17.
i mostly need sleep right after i wake up
virguin
18.
me: im soo tired
everyone: go to sleep
me: i dont…like…..i dont understand what you mean
ankharel