#1 As an ex-girlfriend, YOU KNOW YOUR WORTH:

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#2 AAAAND your transitive-property market value:

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#3 Being an ex-girlfriend, you also know you have to look Good™ while Breaking Hearts™:

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#4 And you know exactly how to be there for others when they, too, go through a breakup:

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#5 You are familiar with this timeline:

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#6 If your ex has a new girl, you find solace knowing that she probably drinks ~~fruity little drinks ’cause she can’t shoot whiskey~~:

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#7 You are seriously considering implementing an inconvenience fee:

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#8 In this scenario, you are “Sharon,” and you know exactly why you did it:

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#9 You’ve received a couple of these bad boys:

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#10 You know how this ol’ story goes:

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#11 You’ve FORGOTTEN THIS DEVICE:

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#12 You’ve received some petty texts:

#13 You’ve been guilty of hyping up a guy to your friends, only to un-hype him two days later:

#14 So no, you don’t have a boyfriend, and honestly? GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

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